The Red Planet [Mars] symbolizes the blood of Christ, which represents His substitutionary Spiritual death for the sins of the world on the Cross. The planet is alive with dynamic events that demonstrate the significance of the witness of the blood of Christ in the history of Creation and the Appeal Trial of Satan. The witness of Elect Angels on the planet is evident in the daily and seasonal changes in the weather and volcanoes.
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Yes and the moon stood for some supernatural thing to many unadvanced cultures, but long behold we landed there and it's just a moon. Btw, this supposedly holy symbol that we call Mars can very easily be terraformed by Humanity over the next thousand years or so until nice green plants grow there and you no longer see the "blood of Christ" there (fyi, I use the term easily only in reference to how easy it is for mortals to do away with a godly symbol).
No, Mars is red because both the atmosphere as well as the surface of Mars are covered in a layer of oxydized iron (rust). We learned this when we sent the Viking space probes to Mars, which did not uncover evidence of angels or the Blood of Christ. Lastly, for thousands of years Mars has symbolized war, which is why it was named after the Roman god of war. Man, you were wrong on so many levels.
"substitutionary spiritual death"? I bet he's talking about orgasm. The red planet is his engorged, Satanic tool. No doubt he crucifies himself in the bathroom, while viewing Elect Angel centerfolds, on a daily basis.
Mr. Wood,
Dear Mr. Wood,
Someone beat me to posting this. Read the whole thing, it's priceless.
A can of Coke is red, symbolizing the blood of Jayzuz, and if you pour the contents over your head you can claim being washed in the blood of the lamb. The bubbles rising up (there are exactly 144,000 of them in a can of Coke go ahead, count them, prove me wrong) symbolize the raptured rising to heaven, later today, June 12th. The can itself symbolizes the holy grail. It was aluminum, you know. And even the pull tab represents, uh . . . a hat that Jebus wore one time.
Ares the God of War rules Mars. Odins pet birds watch over it.
Rama (the indian guy with the vimena) may be storing horrible weapons there with a guardian.
Christianity is now claiming it ? nah
who elected the angels ? what of daffodils and bunnies ? weather and volcanoes sounds more like Thor.
Actually, Mars is more brown than red. The atmosphere is a bit reddish though.
Oh and Mars is geologically dead by the way.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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