You Are LIERS!!! The Earth didn't even exist 7000yrs. It's only 6000and couple yrs.
If you people read the bible, it would be clear
Bye bye
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Hey, Phillip? Yeah, Merry Christmas, I got you this. No, it's not a baseball bat; it's a clue bat. Let me show you how it works.
That whole "6000" year thing was pulled out of Darby's ass about 150 years ago. It was NEVER in your bible, began as man-made dogma and remains so.
We, unlike most fundies, have actually read the bible. Compare Genisis chapter one with chapter two. Read your own fucking book,
bye bye
But the Bible is also clear that god created man and woman at the same time. It says so right in Genesis! Oh, wait, then it goes on to say he created man first, then woman. Hmmm.
Well, at least we know Noah took all the animals of the earth 2 by 2 into an ark! The Bible says so! Err...hold on...then it says 7 by 7...and then AFTER the flood Noah sacrifices one of every type of animal to god so he can smell the burning flesh! Which means if it was 2 of each animal, then every species is actually wiped out! I'm so confused from reading the bible, when everything is so CLEAR in it...
Phillip, the Earth is around 12,000 years old. If you would just read the The Silmarillion, it would be clear.
"You Are LIERS(sic)!!! The Earth isn't round! It's flat!
If you people read the bible, it would be clear
Bye bye"
...makes just as much sense
"You Are LIERS!!!"
And I stopped reading there. Anyone who can't spell, and can't use punctuation correctly, then whatever they say immediately becomes invalid, and therefore not worthy of acknowledgement by intelligent people.
Get your facts (that's facts, not religious lies ) right first, Phillip. Then people might start listening to you.
The likes of Michael Behe tried to say the same thing, more or less (under the thinly-veiled guise of 'Intelligent Design' pseudo-science) in court, during Kitzmiller vs. Dover.
Even the Conservative Christian Judge John E. Jones III saw through their lies, and found for the plaintiffs; thus teaching Creationism in US schools became illegal.
How do you think your 'argument' can succeed where the likes of Behe failed. In court?
The Bible doesn't say "Earth was created 6302 years ago. It just said A begat B who begat C who begat D who begat E, etc. Apparently only males were born, but the human race somehow continued anyway. It's very far from a fool-proof way of calculating years. You can, technically get a child at age 14, and also at age 84 (if you are a man). How do you calculate years with a uncertainty factor of some 70-odd years. And, some might not beget any child at all, but take in the child of their dead brother, or nephew, or cousin, which might make the span even larger.
Yeah, like the fact that you just shit out this kind of a statement with nothing backing it up (except for that worn out "it says in the bible"), makes me believe you're right.
Oh wait, no it doesn't...
Wholly babble says nothing about the age of the Earth.
And if it did say that the Earth is only 6000 years old it would be wrong. Which would just be one of many things the wholly babble is wrong about.
We have the radioisotope dating, we win.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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