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"Ok try an experiment for me. Take a bunch of elements, sand, whatever and conpress it and blow it up in your yard(or if you want to be real scientific do it in an air tight room).

What happens? Does the mass form planets, do the planets start orbiting each other. Does only grain of sand for example produce a magnetic force field that protects it from its "sun" that is completely perfect so that life exist so that the weight of the object on these planets are just right. Also, do the planets start spining and orbiting each other, and the only 1 out of a billion billion rotate at just the right pace and angle.

There are rules in the universe. Yes. How did they come about. Who created them or did they just pop up. We must not be rapped up in the phylosophy of men and consentrate on serving God my friends. He loves you. Do seperate yourself from him.

Why didnt the monkeys of today become humans because they are monkeys. Why doesnt a apple eventually turn into a pear. Because it doesnt transform thing adapt. I adapt you adapt. You work you get bigger.

I hope this helps people peace out I could go on and on this isnt flaming anybody just trying to help i would go on but time for bed.....just remember God loves you just trust him on this one ok"

zikan 1945, Christian Forums 30 Comments [12/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Papabear

You can't spell. You can't put together reasonable sentences. You can't form cogent thoughts. You don't understand the ToE or genetics. Why should I care what you think or take your advice about trusting God?

12/11/2006 7:05:34 PM

Ed

We've discussed the whole \"evolution does not work that way!\" thing countless times, but I'd like a crack at the gravitational orbit thing.

Long story short: exploding grains of sand, be they in your back yard or an air right room, won't go into orbit because the Earth's gravity is already working on them. That sort of thing was tested centuries ago, dude.

12/11/2006 7:21:27 PM

szenah

I could go on and on

Thank you for restraining yourself.

12/11/2006 7:38:33 PM

[url=http://rlrr.drum-corps.net]rlrr[/url]

Mister zikan, here is a dime. Take it, call your mother, and tell her there is serious doubt about you ever becoming a scientist.

12/11/2006 7:58:42 PM

MK

It's time for Fundie Science Project Of the Month!

12/11/2006 8:05:28 PM

anevilmeme

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

The last line convinces me this is a troll.

12/11/2006 8:21:19 PM

Trilobiter

What zikan apparently doesn't realize is that physicists have already simulated the natural formation of stars and planets using computers. I doubt they tried to blow up sand, though.

12/11/2006 8:23:08 PM

Mister Spak

After we blow up the sand, we put it in a swimming pool with ants and water it.

12/11/2006 8:36:25 PM

David D.G.

\"Fundie Science Project of the Month\" nomination seconded!


~David D.G.

12/11/2006 8:38:46 PM

Matilde

You should apply for bizarro creationist project award. Or Frankestein but idiot as well.

12/11/2006 9:04:25 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Until you can use proper grammar than you aren't worthy of debate.

12/11/2006 9:36:09 PM

Old Viking

I have another sand experiment you might want to try.

12/11/2006 9:39:58 PM

Hadanelith

Go to a physics 101 course. If you pass with a C or better, then we'll talk.

12/11/2006 11:20:42 PM

Bone_Vulture

\"Berlin 1945\" would've been a more descriptive user name.

12/11/2006 11:25:48 PM

Irratio

“Give me a place to stand and a lever long enough and I will move the world”

12/11/2006 11:25:52 PM

h2whoa

\"Fundy Science Project\" Award?

12/12/2006 12:02:22 AM

The Last Conformist

That's just stupid.

12/12/2006 12:22:39 AM

Irene

zikan 1945 wrote:

You work you get bigger.

No, no, no. That should read, \"You sit play video games eat cheetos you get bigger.\"

Not that I'd have any personal experience with this phenomenon.

Irene

12/12/2006 12:33:57 AM

Darth Wang

Fundie science project award

12/12/2006 4:11:33 AM

Mike

That's not how astrophysics work!

12/12/2006 6:13:57 AM

Redhunter

Mr. and Mrs. Zikan

I don't know what the problem is, perhaps your son has gotten into bible studies, or maybe he has a bible stash somewhere, but his grades have become atrocious. He's actually gotten WORSE in his spelling and sentence construction, and his 'answers' are completely off the page. If his final quarter this year does not improve, Zikan will be spending the next three years repeating second grade. If the problems are the result of lead paint, I suggest you hire someone to remove said paint from your domicile.

Thank you

Mrs. Hoffsommer 2nd Grade

12/12/2006 6:42:18 AM

Prager

To paraphrase zikan 1945: He has no idea what he's talking about, but we should still trust him!

Call me crazy but I'm feeling a little bit iffy about this one.

12/12/2006 8:46:14 AM

John

The question of whether humans evolved from some other animal and where the rules of the universe come from are two very different questions. Science has no answer to the second one; they're still trying to figure out exactly what the rules are.

12/12/2006 3:52:03 PM

[URL=http://www.hubforums.com]DCoke[/URL]

Oh yeah, go on and on so we can figure out what other classes you probably failed.

12/12/2006 8:13:03 PM

Walnut

Do you think your experiment failed becuase it isn't exactly like/in scale to the Big Bang? Because I do.

And apples couldn't turn into pears, because pears already exist. You would have to change the apple's molecular structure so much to get a pear.
That seems like a good experiment for you. Go change that apple into a pear.

12/13/2006 2:11:13 AM

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