Shane Goodwin #fundie wicca-chat.com

I was Jesus back then. I didn't know that so few people frequented this website. I'm 36 years of age, when Jesus died at the age of 33 I believe. If you know of some messageboards where more wiccans gather, please tell me so I can get my message across to them also. The Gods are my guides, they told me I was Jesus back then and they've told me I'm the new messiah. What more can I say?
Shane.

(Note from submitter: Nuts come in all flavors! The concept of a "Wiccan Messiah" is a contradiction in terms - Wicca doesn't require a "deliverance" for its followers...)

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