The homeboys say that God comes from within:
THRU LIFE, THERE’S MULTIPLE TESTS,
EACH ONE’S MORE DIFFICULT, THAN DA NEXT
MAKE GOALS AND REACH ’EM
AND YOUR EVERY ACTIONS, CLAIRVOYANT
KNOW DAT GOD COMES FROM WITHIN,
AND IF SOMETHING’S NOT DONE RIGHT,
JUST BACK-UP AND DO IT AGAIN
49 comments
Even real rap music sounds absolutely dire to me - while I appreciate there may be some skill involved in doing it, I find the overall effect to be crude, aggressive and abrasive, which is probably how it's meant to be most of the time. After reading this shit, however, it sounds like fucking Tchaikovsky.
WTF is up with the random use of the word Clairvoyant in this little song? Also, if each test is more difficult than the next, doesn't that mean the first was hardest?
Home with the Downies is freakin' hilarious. That should be John, dad, and Bro. Randy's band.
Ok, let's see if I can do this-
There are no "multiple tests"
You should make goals and try to reach them
God does not come from within if you don't believe in him. Even if you do, it's very unlikely that He comes from within you.
Also, it's not always the case that you can "JUST BACK-UP AND DO IT AGAIN".
Yay I did it!
AND IF SOMETHING’S NOT DONE RIGHT,
JUST BACK-UP AND DO IT AGAIN
Why do I picture JohnR7 charging brick walls of logic and reality trying to break through with his head, falling to his haunches, shaking it off, backing up and trying again.
Oh, man, I haven't laughed this hard in days! Not at the post, though that WAS laughable, but at the great comments here. Especially "home with the downies" -- oh, man, that is rich! MJW rules; I am still laughing as I type this!
Otherwise, Brain_In_A_Jar summarized my impressions (and reaction to rap) perfectly. Thanks for the great laughs, people -- and even to JohnR7, who kicked it off.
~David D.G.
SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE YOU CAN'T GO ON
SOMETIMES YOU JUST CAN'T SING THE SAME OLD SONG
AND YOU JUST WANNA RUN AWAY AND HIDE
TO FIND A PLACE TO BE ALONE AND CRY
BUT THEN WHO SHOULD COME TO SAVE YOU?
ITS SATAN AND HE AINT GONNA ENSLAVE YOU
HE'LL JACK YO BRAIN UP ON L-U-S-T
AND THEN YOU NOTICE IN THE CHOIR THAT ONE OL GRANNY
SHE REALLY AINT THAT BAD, SHE THE BEST THAT YOU GOT
AND I GUESS IT REALLY AINT SUCH A CREEPY THOUGHT
AND NOW THAT YO MIND IS ON FINE GMILF HOES
THE CHURCH SERVICE DUN SEEM SO PAINFULLY SLOW
I think I'm going to hell.
'/ AND IF SOMETHING’S NOT DONE RIGHT,
JUST BACK-UP AND DO IT AGAIN '/
like say, go to hell and then ask for a chance to do stuff again.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.