Quote# 17607

The homeboys say that God comes from within:

THRU LIFE, THERE’S MULTIPLE TESTS,
EACH ONE’S MORE DIFFICULT, THAN DA NEXT
MAKE GOALS AND REACH ’EM
AND YOUR EVERY ACTIONS, CLAIRVOYANT
KNOW DAT GOD COMES FROM WITHIN,
AND IF SOMETHING’S NOT DONE RIGHT,
JUST BACK-UP AND DO IT AGAIN

JohnR7, Christian Forums 49 Comments [12/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Prager

Delete the 'god' reference and he's not too far off. (I'm not too wild about the 'tests' bit either as it implies there was something/one who set the test up. I'd be happier with a simple 'shit happens' beginning.)

12/1/2006 2:15:44 PM

JustinGG

Wow, John's a horrible rapper too. Who knew?

12/1/2006 2:34:13 PM

Axver

John, please, never try to rap aqain.

12/1/2006 2:45:03 PM

Matilde

First learn to right and when we understand you, we´ll see.

12/1/2006 2:59:18 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Even real rap music sounds absolutely dire to me - while I appreciate there may be some skill involved in doing it, I find the overall effect to be crude, aggressive and abrasive, which is probably how it's meant to be most of the time. After reading this shit, however, it sounds like fucking Tchaikovsky.

12/1/2006 3:06:18 PM

arthur

Can we skip ahead to the drive by shooting?

12/1/2006 3:29:58 PM

Papabear

Rappin' John Bonehead.

12/1/2006 3:56:08 PM

Mike

John is no Jay-Z.

12/1/2006 4:48:28 PM

MJW

Looks like JohnR7 is getting home with the downies....

12/1/2006 4:57:15 PM

Kitsune Koji

WTF is up with the random use of the word Clairvoyant in this little song? Also, if each test is more difficult than the next, doesn't that mean the first was hardest?

Home with the Downies is freakin' hilarious. That should be John, dad, and Bro. Randy's band.

12/1/2006 5:59:37 PM

[URL=http://www.hubforums.com]DCoke[/URL]

It started out ok. But after the first two lines.... that's some shitty rap.

Kitsune Koji: And carico can be the dancing ho.

12/1/2006 7:24:35 PM

quantumspirit

this just isn't very fundy, especially for JohnIQ7. C'mon John. I had money on you to win FOTY.

12/1/2006 7:31:10 PM

Ed

This is the greatest post ever.

12/1/2006 7:58:55 PM

walnut

Ok, let's see if I can do this-

There are no \"multiple tests\"
You should make goals and try to reach them
God does not come from within if you don't believe in him. Even if you do, it's very unlikely that He comes from within you.
Also, it's not always the case that you can \"JUST BACK-UP AND DO IT AGAIN\".

Yay I did it!

12/1/2006 9:31:37 PM

Star Cluster

Doesn't it strike anyone as odd that JohnR7 has included things that are frowned upon by Christianity in general. First of all is the clairvoyance reference; a decided no-no as humans are not to be devining what is to be. Then he tops it off with the \"KNOW THAT GOD COMES FROM WITHIN\" line. This is downright heresy. To say that God is contained within the human mind is the exact opposite from the fundie company line.

12/1/2006 9:56:41 PM

Grey Area

Huh!

Some rap.

It doesn't even scan.......

12/1/2006 10:04:19 PM

AriseNow


12/1/2006 11:13:07 PM

Old Viking

I'm too choked up with emotion to comment.

12/1/2006 11:49:52 PM

Julian

AND IF SOMETHING’S NOT DONE RIGHT,
JUST BACK-UP AND DO IT AGAIN


Why do I picture JohnR7 charging brick walls of logic and reality trying to break through with his head, falling to his haunches, shaking it off, backing up and trying again.

12/1/2006 11:59:43 PM

TDR

shudder.

I'm embarrassed for just reading that.

12/2/2006 2:27:12 AM

David D.G.

Oh, man, I haven't laughed this hard in days! Not at the post, though that WAS laughable, but at the great comments here. Especially \"home with the downies\" -- oh, man, that is rich! MJW rules; I am still laughing as I type this!

Otherwise, Brain_In_A_Jar summarized my impressions (and reaction to rap) perfectly. Thanks for the great laughs, people -- and even to JohnR7, who kicked it off.


~David D.G.

12/2/2006 3:17:17 AM

CousinTed

Thank you funkmaster doofus

12/2/2006 3:23:37 AM

Lucas


12/2/2006 3:41:35 AM

Murdoc

Hold your hats everyone! JohnR7's gone gangsta, YO!

12/2/2006 3:48:29 AM

Napoleon the Clown

I don't know if this is more or less lucid than John usually is. He doesn't make up shit but he doesn't really put together the ideas as coherently as usual.

Tweaked dosing?

12/2/2006 7:10:51 AM

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