I guess I don't understand why you (collectively) find it so easy to believe that aliens suck people out of their homes aboard flying saucers for weird experiments yet cannot believe that God created the earth in six days.
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The fuck? Martian anal probes are right up there with virgin births in my book.
When the aliens come, they'll either wipe us out before we even know they're there, or ask to speak to our leaders. Everything else is just a little silly. ;)
Actually, that IS slightly more feasible, but you really should consider what you're saying. It's doubtful you'll find many atheists who actually believe alien abduction. Case in point: 8 comments so far, 0 believers. Not sure if everyone's an atheist, but I stick to the excuse of being the Stereotypist From Hell.
Actually, I dont believe in alien abductions.
The Federation doesn't allow them, after all we are an experimental system to test that "feelings" thing.
Up to now, they aren't impressed.
don't worry tuco, as it turns out most reporets of alien abduction come from the Bible Belt.
Doesn't surprize me when you raise people to believe ridiculous things
Atheists believe in alien abductions automatically?
I do say, old chap, is this fact or a clever ruse?
So, the logic here seems to be:
tuco22 doesn't believe in evolution or alien abduction. Therefore, anyone who believes in evolution must believe in alien abduction.
In "Hidamari Sketch"...:
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...even alien abduction is cute .
As for Genesis in the Bible, just two words: talking snake.
Then you wonder why we Atheists can't accept any of the Bible's bullshit?!
Six days ? Why not six hours ? Six minutes ? Six seconds ? Six nano seconds , or less ? And if your so-called 'God' could poof into existence an entire universe, world and all the life on it, why the fuck couldn't he have similarly just poofed Adam & Eve into being?!
Then you wonder why this quote exists:
'Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for Atheism ever conceived'
-Isaac Asimov
Frankly, the scenario in the equally Atheist Arthur C. Clarke's "2001: A Space Odyssey"/"2010" is far more credible, re. a vast alien intelligence influencing life on Earth, evolving from tool-using apes, to space-exploring humans, right up to godlike beings, all via their enigmatic 'Monoliths'.
Believing there's life on other planets is an odds thing, on some Earth likish planets elsewhere the odds are good.
But most people don't believe in visitations or abductions and as i mentioned above the Bible belts the hotbed of such claims.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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