[Reader feedback to the news article "Study Finds that a Single Impact Killed the Dinosaurs"]
these people are stupid this so called crater could be the place right under where the fountans of Heaven opened and it dug out a whole like when i turn on the hose and i can dig a hole right in the dirt with it God could easily dig a hole as big as that crater probaly just to mess with these scientist they get what they deserve a nice warm place in hell forever those bastards
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God could easily dig a hole as big as that crater[,] probaly just to mess with these scientist
So, he's equating himself with his god and also saying that this god is so petty as to conjure up a natural disaster to simply mess with minds of some humans that are to live in the future. All in less than one sentence, nonetheless.
I'm always amazed, althuogh no longer surprised, when fundies admit that their god is an asshole.God: "How shall I condemn the ignorant humans today, Son?"
Jesus: "I know what you can do, Dad. Just uncover that big hole you made with the holy hose during the flood, and make them think a giant space rock did it."
God: "Great idea my boy, And then I can roast them in hell!"
Satan: "Isn't that MY job?"
So...God made a hole in the ground deliberately to make scientists try to prove this sinful idea, with the intention of sending them to Hell? Nice one...
But, apparently, God is not his punctuation mark.
You know, a key point to writing is punctuation. Got it? I said, "Got it"! Yeah, you don't have it. . . . , . ,!?!..???!!,!
when i turn on the hose and i can dig a hole right in the dirt with it
What do you care? It doesn't matter whether the impact mass was an asteroid or a whole bunch of water -- the shape of the crater indicates that it was a single-mass impact. It's the total mass that counts; even if the mass was 100% Magic God-Water from the Fountain of Heaven, the impact would release enough energy to kill all the dinosaurs.
Right next to the "m" you will find the comma, and a little farther over is the period, and then reach even farther to the On/Off button and use it. And then put tape over it permanently and your computer will work much better. Trust me -- the world will be improved.
The comments about the news are hilarious. Well, except for some Andy who actually has said what many reasonable Christian think and some Baptist minister, I don´t agree 100% with him but I find his thesis more reasonable. And there was another one saying that it´s not use call people names. Of course, there was an idiot who insulted the minister. The latter is right, and is confirming that, as they didn´t have any solid evidence, they go ad hominem.
So God is your sword, is he? He must be shitting himself to think someone of your limited mental capacities is 'fighting' (translation: spouting shit) on his behalf. Wake up, smell the coffee, you are a moron.
"God could easily dig a hole as big as that crater probaly just to mess with these scientist they get what they deserve a nice warm place in hell forever those bastards"
a) Judge not, bitch.
Hey God is my sword, you've got something on your tie there .... just there .... WHAM, hahaha you fell for it. YOU BASTARD how dare you fall for my practical joke ??? You deserve to burn in Hell for that.
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