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#411338
GigaGuess
Stopping famine...plague...war...strife...nope. God's rigging football games.
2/20/2008 11:30:03 PM
#412348
Nny
See this little dot at the end of my sentance.<<<<<<
It's called a period. Use it sometime.
2/21/2008 9:54:33 PM
#459754
3chordwonder
Thats it !
God's up there with a big-ass plasma TV , Playstation and a copy of "Divine Madden '08"
I'm so glad I don't live in the USA....
4/9/2008 11:31:35 AM
#470984
Hw22
Am I supposed to believe there's a god now?
4/19/2008 8:39:52 PM
#471135
OH! Thank you "the punisher"! I've seen the light now!
Its like that one time when we were tied at a swim meet and I beat this really slow guy in the last race! It must have been God's will!
4/19/2008 10:06:24 PM
#471158
Lithp
Ah yes, thanks for that compelling peace of evidence. You're an idiot.
(So what he appears to be saying is that his team sucks so bad that there's no way for them to win unless there's not only cheating going on...but God's the one doing it. Interesting inferiorty complex, that one has.)
4/19/2008 10:19:10 PM
#473901
Deimos
god should give you full stops.
4/22/2008 4:37:05 AM
#474554
Blue Lithium
Oi! God!
Please save my team from getting relegated from the English Premier League please?!!
Or does God only watch American sports?
4/22/2008 8:52:43 PM
#474599
Um... wow
Well, that's actually because your players were more mentally and physically prepared for the game, which involves a lot of different factors including...
You know what? It's just so much easier to say you fail and call it a night.
4/22/2008 9:26:20 PM
#478606
Meme
Well that explains why my robotics team comprised almost entirely of atheists, agnostics, secular Jews, and Unitarian Universalists can't seem to beat the damn home-schooled Christian team. They have God on their side. (Or it could be that because they are home-schooled, they have all the time in the world to work whereas we have to work after school and through finals and homework)
4/27/2008 1:51:43 AM
#490797
cyborgtroy
Yeah... Maybe you have good players?
5/8/2008 10:16:19 AM
#491288
Jon
If God exists and helps high school footballers win their goofy games, he's got way too much frickin' time on his hands.
5/8/2008 5:41:00 PM
#491801
Jordan666
I have now solidified my faith in the lord.....
5/8/2008 10:24:06 PM
#1091820
It's a fucking miracle! A team that wins!
1/10/2010 7:30:02 PM
#1318440
v200
So God spends his time watching high school football games and making sure his favorite team wins? Explains a lot actually.
8/4/2011 9:14:41 AM
#1318665
Justanotheratheist
OK, I read it. If that's the best writing you can come up with at the age of 16 then you have a serious problem that requires help from a much smarter god than one who gives a ahit about school football games.
8/5/2011 3:03:18 AM
#1409023
Quantum Mechanic
Illiterate piece of shit.
6/2/2012 5:09:25 AM
#1409033
rubber chicken
Well if it keeps your God busy and stops him from giving a baby Cholera then I'm all for it. I hope you go on to win the pennant/flag/shield/vase/whatever shitty little trinket you think is important.
6/2/2012 5:49:45 AM
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