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Well obviously there's a God if a football team wins some games!
10/31/2006 4:33:11 PM
You're not planning on getting an academic scholarship to a decent college, are you?
10/31/2006 5:08:38 PM
Your English teacher would probably find your post here appalling.
10/31/2006 5:13:32 PM
10/31/2006 5:49:58 PM
omg u need to learn how to use punctuation and not use run-on sentences didn't jesus teach you that lol omg
10/31/2006 6:08:04 PM
You've convinced me!
I kind of imagine God sitting in the stands going, \"DAMNIT, YOU PANSIES! I COMMAND THEE TO WINNITH!\"
10/31/2006 8:44:55 PM
How can you take pride in a win if god helped?
10/31/2006 9:31:46 PM
I see pretty much everything needing to be said to smack this down has been said, and the OP has been sufficiently smacked.
10/31/2006 10:02:31 PM
Scotty for the win!!! #107968
11/1/2006 2:25:06 AM
laughs from the thread:
1. He keeps saying 'God has a plain for all of us'
I don't want a plain, I want an island or perhaps a peninsula.
2. Someone points out he is cheating by using supernatural aid in his games.
11/1/2006 2:35:59 AM
So thats why my schools football team sucks . . .
11/1/2006 2:56:39 AM
Wait -- it's coming to me. The other team is breathing fire, right? And trying to stab the ball with little three-pronged forks?
11/1/2006 7:06:49 AM
So God didn't like the other teams, huh? Were those teams comprised of atheists, or gays, perhaps?
11/1/2006 12:13:56 PM
Oh, you suck so much you need God's help, huh?
So God bets on football instead of solving the homelessness problems, solving war ect.? Typical man.
You're 16? Ah I get it now.
11/2/2006 12:29:30 AM
If God cares that much about sporting events but can't fix shit like Darfur or Iraq, the Universe is in far worse hands than I'd ever imagined. (Shamelessly ripped off from Tuesday Morning Quarterback.)
11/2/2006 5:05:13 AM
The Punisher should join the school wrestling team. God could slip him a steel chair when the ref's back is turned, no problem.
11/30/2006 5:22:37 AM
See, this is what happens when you put an over emphasis on sports in Christian schools.
1/5/2007 4:26:02 AM
You're winning because your team has common convictions and a stronger will than the other guys. If God is your focal point, that's great -- but take credit for being good at what you do, and trust God to have more important things in store for you than the scoreboard in some trivial mortal pastime.
1/5/2007 6:41:09 PM
AWW...you have no skill, it's all God. SO, does that mean that God should get the full scholarship?
1/30/2008 12:09:55 AM
Okay, sounds to me like you've got a pretty decent football team. You know, it's not absolutely necessary to invoke divine intervention every time you win a game.
1/30/2008 12:25:48 AM
Coach just wanted you to know:
1/30/2008 12:26:50 AM
Sorry, but I hate football, so this seems to be more along the lines of Satan's work than God's.
1/30/2008 12:53:00 AM
I want to cry. Is this really America's youth?
1/30/2008 2:09:24 AM
I have a prophecy: Someone will win the championship.
1/30/2008 2:35:52 AM
If you consider that proof of god, I consider it proof he is untrustworthy as thousands of christians in the third world die every day
2/20/2008 11:05:09 PM
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