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#99323
JustinGG
Well obviously there's a God if a football team wins some games!
10/31/2006 4:33:11 PM
#99329
UberLutheran
You're not planning on getting an academic scholarship to a decent college, are you?
10/31/2006 5:08:38 PM
#99331
Random Guy
Your English teacher would probably find your post here appalling.
10/31/2006 5:13:32 PM
#99340
DarthWang
LOL Scotty
10/31/2006 5:49:58 PM
#99346
Jeremy
omg u need to learn how to use punctuation and not use run-on sentences didn't jesus teach you that lol omg
10/31/2006 6:08:04 PM
#99380
Libkitten
You've convinced me!
I kind of imagine God sitting in the stands going, \"DAMNIT, YOU PANSIES! I COMMAND THEE TO WINNITH!\"
10/31/2006 8:44:55 PM
#99394
Old Viking
How can you take pride in a win if god helped?
10/31/2006 9:31:46 PM
#99403
MK
I see pretty much everything needing to be said to smack this down has been said, and the OP has been sufficiently smacked.
Moving along...
10/31/2006 10:02:31 PM
#99476
Julian
Scotty for the win!!! #107968
11/1/2006 2:25:06 AM
#99482
godling
laughs from the thread:
1. He keeps saying 'God has a plain for all of us'
I don't want a plain, I want an island or perhaps a peninsula.
2. Someone points out he is cheating by using supernatural aid in his games.
11/1/2006 2:35:59 AM
#99492
notarealdoctor
So thats why my schools football team sucks . . .
11/1/2006 2:56:39 AM
#99528
Michael
Wait -- it's coming to me. The other team is breathing fire, right? And trying to stab the ball with little three-pronged forks?
11/1/2006 7:06:49 AM
#99557
TM
So God didn't like the other teams, huh? Were those teams comprised of atheists, or gays, perhaps?
11/1/2006 12:13:56 PM
#100100
[url=http://www.hubforums.com]DCoke[/url]
Oh, you suck so much you need God's help, huh?
So God bets on football instead of solving the homelessness problems, solving war ect.? Typical man.
You're 16? Ah I get it now.
11/2/2006 12:29:30 AM
#100206
Crosis
If God cares that much about sporting events but can't fix shit like Darfur or Iraq, the Universe is in far worse hands than I'd ever imagined. (Shamelessly ripped off from Tuesday Morning Quarterback.)
11/2/2006 5:05:13 AM
#112121
muteme
The Punisher should join the school wrestling team. God could slip him a steel chair when the ref's back is turned, no problem.
11/30/2006 5:22:37 AM
#133101
Esjeur
See, this is what happens when you put an over emphasis on sports in Christian schools.
1/5/2007 4:26:02 AM
#133264
Niali
You're winning because your team has common convictions and a stronger will than the other guys. If God is your focal point, that's great -- but take credit for being good at what you do, and trust God to have more important things in store for you than the scoreboard in some trivial mortal pastime.
1/5/2007 6:41:09 PM
#394197
Tooth Fairy
AWW...you have no skill, it's all God. SO, does that mean that God should get the full scholarship?
1/30/2008 12:09:55 AM
#394206
Tempus
Okay, sounds to me like you've got a pretty decent football team. You know, it's not absolutely necessary to invoke divine intervention every time you win a game.
1/30/2008 12:25:48 AM
#394207
Jake Steel
Coach just wanted you to know:
1/30/2008 12:26:50 AM
#394221
Grim
Sorry, but I hate football, so this seems to be more along the lines of Satan's work than God's.
1/30/2008 12:53:00 AM
#394269
Don'tLookBehindYou
I want to cry. Is this really America's youth?
wait. Myspace.
1/30/2008 2:09:24 AM
#394282
Flatworm
I have a prophecy: Someone will win the championship.
Every.
Friggin'.
Year.
1/30/2008 2:35:52 AM
#411317
Riddles
If you consider that proof of god, I consider it proof he is untrustworthy as thousands of christians in the third world die every day
2/20/2008 11:05:09 PM
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