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if u dont believe in God then read this

im am 16 a sophemore at my school and we have won every game but one because God gave us them and we could see it because we were down by 2 or more touchdowns but God said no i want this team to win and now we got one game left and its state and i cant wait to c His hand work again on our team

the punisher, Myspace 93 Comments [10/31/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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#99137
anevilmeme

Evidently God isn't focused on academics at your school.

10/31/2006 10:25:48 AM
#99140
Inmate 22841666

How does that explain the US getting kicked around in Iraq. Is God on your side there? Perhaps he is too busy watching football games.

10/31/2006 10:28:52 AM
#99141
dykitty

God doesn't care about your high school football team.

Poor, deluded kid.

10/31/2006 10:31:26 AM
#99163
Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

So... God is in your American football team? What does he play? Quarterback? I always thought the was a skee-ball fan.

10/31/2006 11:24:40 AM
#99170
JesusKlingon

if God can help u with winning football games u need to ask God to give you better grammar skills i swear i have never seen worser use of the english language in my life

10/31/2006 11:36:51 AM
#99214
Mister Spak

Ask god who is going to win the superbowl because I need the money.

10/31/2006 12:46:58 PM
#99217
Prince Macho Belly

\"You always see those football players on T.V. thanking God for letting them score a touchdown....but only if their team wins. You never see a guy who says, 'We'd have won just fine, until Jesus made me fumble!'\"

-George Carlin

10/31/2006 12:59:41 PM
#99223
Mr. Hacker

God meeds to help you with your grammar, not football.

10/31/2006 1:12:42 PM
#99228
Hadanelith

\"*crowd cheering* \"DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?\"\"

Wrong sport, Redhunter.

10/31/2006 1:19:35 PM
#99232
Redhunter

Hadanelith
\"*crowd cheering* \"DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?\"\"

Wrong sport, Redhunter.


Yeah, that was hockey, right? Listen anal-anderson, I don't even follow sports, just take it at joke value and move along. Nothing more to see here.

That's like interrupting a 'A priest, a rabbi and a sasquatch walk into a bar' joke with, \"Well, was it Saturday, 'cause the Jews don't...'
*smack*
Shut up and let me tell the damn joke!

10/31/2006 1:26:12 PM
#99252


Perhaps god should intervene in your writing ability... I guess the other team where all athesits then.

10/31/2006 1:55:55 PM
#99264


Why does god hate the Royals?

10/31/2006 2:20:07 PM
#99271
Alex

Mabey your team is just really good.

10/31/2006 2:28:07 PM
#99274
Coffee

Oh, I get it. You're called the punisher because you punish us with your atrocious spelling, grammar, and punctuation.

10/31/2006 2:30:37 PM
#99275
The Watcher

Okay, here's an experiment. Stop practicing, but keep praying, and see if you still win.

10/31/2006 2:31:58 PM
#99280
DasTicken

And the Lord said \"of this football team I am proud. And they shall be my football team. And they shall go forth and defeat all other football teams, be they Bobcats, Falcons, Bears (Oh MY!), or Fancy Yellows. For this team is the Lords team and will rush the ball well\"

10/31/2006 2:48:11 PM
#99284
David D.G.

Please pray for help with your writing skills. You'll need them a lot longer than you'll be playing football.


~David D.G.

10/31/2006 2:54:33 PM
#99286
Scotty

\"we have won every game but one...but God said no i want this team to win\"

Ok, I'm curious...what happened with the one game you lost? Was the other team using iron chariots or something?

10/31/2006 3:00:15 PM
#99288
McCulloch

And if you lose, you will deny God? I'm sure that God is pleased with you.

10/31/2006 3:04:20 PM
#99293
Amos

There's taking every moment of every day to be a miracle, and there's idiocy...

10/31/2006 3:07:49 PM
#99308
Inmate 22841666

Don't worry. The dumb fucker will probably sign up straight after school and will be spread all over a Baghdad highway by this time next year.

GO TEAM!!! OFFENSE OFFENSE OFFENSE!!!

10/31/2006 3:46:27 PM
#99312
xMinionX

Oh. I'm convinced.

10/31/2006 4:05:15 PM
#99315
Nekhbet

It's the \"God made Notre Dame number one\" syndrome.

10/31/2006 4:17:16 PM
#99317
redcard

It's such a good thing that the whole of God's power is focused on this single team winning football games. I'm glad to know he's taking time out from his valuble service of , oh, helping humanity..

Then again.. maybe it's not God helping his team.

10/31/2006 4:22:07 PM
#99318
Papabear

Apparently, \"God\" is so busy with football scores that he can't find the time to bring world peace and cure disease. So much for omnipotence.

10/31/2006 4:25:52 PM
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