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So you have a decent football team?
Although I doubt your spelling bees are very good :)
10/31/2006 4:55:05 AM
so i guess god has the time (and grace) to intervene in your football game, but he's just too busy (or disinterested) to intervene in, say, darfur?
10/31/2006 5:14:10 AM
I've now seen the error of my ways! Erm, should I join a football team?
10/31/2006 5:25:19 AM
\"im am 16 a sophemore at my school\"
Well shit, I'm sold. Praise Jay-sus!
10/31/2006 5:34:18 AM
or maybe you just got a nice running back/QB/Wide Receiver/Free Safety combo that got you to states.
Just a hunch
10/31/2006 5:45:14 AM
How the hell did you pass English1! I dont see quotations, punctuation, or even capitialisaton for any word other than God and His.
10/31/2006 5:55:30 AM
Methinks the punisher plays without a helmet!
10/31/2006 5:58:55 AM
I'm going to be as delicate as I can be here since your 16 years old and all, but son, that's just bullshit.
10/31/2006 6:00:16 AM
OH MY GOD! I've been so decieved all this time. Everyone! Close down the site and praise his holy name!
10/31/2006 6:00:41 AM
Hehehe. This is quite cute. Stupid and naive... but cute.
10/31/2006 6:01:18 AM
Riiiight - and when your football team disarms Iraq and stops the Janjaweed slaughtering innocents in Darfur in their half time orange break, we'll start listening.
10/31/2006 6:10:45 AM
What a deep theological argument. You're a regular Thomas Aquinas.
10/31/2006 6:11:18 AM
Good one Julian.
And personally I've always felt that if a supernatural entity was responsible those over-mediatised sports where two packs of muscle-bound oafs run after a ball, you'd find said entity downstairs.
10/31/2006 6:11:23 AM
I was pretty sceptical myself until the last game of the season was rained out - by a plague of frogs.
10/31/2006 6:21:27 AM
Aren't they just going to blitz the living shit out of you when they work out your only play is the Hail Mary?
10/31/2006 6:23:51 AM
He got tackled too many times... Too many head injuries.
10/31/2006 6:43:58 AM
Sorry, not convinced.
10/31/2006 6:50:25 AM
*crowd cheering* \"DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?\"
10/31/2006 7:05:18 AM
This really isn't fundie.
He prays that his team does well in games and they do, he blames it on God. not on the training and choaching.
Cute...but not really fundie.
10/31/2006 7:10:44 AM
Another lying for Jesus award or simplitic and crappy apologetic award.
10/31/2006 7:33:28 AM
Ah, the famous Proof From Shit Pseudo-Sports That Are Wimpy And Dull Compared To Rugby Argument.
10/31/2006 7:49:16 AM
Cutest fundie of the month award?
10/31/2006 7:50:14 AM
16 and has no comprehension of grammar, spelling, or even basic capitalisation!
Sorry, if this is indicative of American education then I despair for that great country.
10/31/2006 8:08:23 AM
A sad example of what happens when you don't play wearing a helmet. Sad!
10/31/2006 9:27:05 AM
You still lose.
10/31/2006 10:20:36 AM
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