WHATEVER!!!!!!11111 WHATEVER!!!!!! YOU THINK YOU GUYS ARE *SO* SHADY??????? AND YOU CLAIM *AMERICA* IS REPRESENTED? INCLUDING CHRISTIANS??? I DON'T ****THINK*** SO!!!!!!!11 I DON'T ****THINK***** SO!!!!! SO HAVE YOUR SEX FILLED DANCES, *WAY* TOO MUCH "SKIN" IN THE COSTUMES, NO JOHNRA OTHER THAN DIRTY DANCING!!!!! DIRTY!!!!! NOT CHRIST LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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"WHATEVER!!!!!!11111 WHATEVER!!!!!! Bat shit in sane.
"SO HAVE YOUR SEX FILLED DANCES, *WAY* TOO MUCH "SKIN" IN THE COSTUMES, NO JOHNRA OTHER THAN DIRTY DANCING!!!!!"
Kammy, Kammy, Kammy. I think you've bunned up your hair too tight. That may explain the costumes made with skin; I hope that's calf skin or snake skin and not human skin.
Kammy, dear, the anti-psychotics won't help if you don't take them. Nobody wants to have to tell the orderlies to bring the straightjacket and prepare the padded room, do we?
Rabid Fundie. Haven't seen a good one like this in a while. I can practically see her foaming at the mouth.
OMG! OMG! LEARN TO TYPE (and spell, and punctuate) YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT!!!!11
Caps of Truth, an absurd number of exclamation points (and, for that matter, question marks and emphasis marks) ... I think we have a "winner".
I DON'T ****THINK***
... am I the only one who thinks this *might* be a joke due to the large number of ones mixed in with the exclaimation points, which is usually an indicator that the person is making fun of netspeak?
Uh... ok.
Deep breath, kammy. Now do me a favor, go to your local craigslist and put up a Casual Encounter ad. Get some condoms, and if you can a thing of Plan B just in case, and go have some fun. Just calm down.
kallmekammy's Ode to Bush:
BUSH BUSH BUSH, MAN OF GOD GOD GOD,
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*snerk*
Aunt Flo in town?
OMFG. An actual case of the 1s being left in a series of exclamation points. My life is almost complete now.
Oh, and this one is ***BATSHIT INSANE***
"WHATEVER!!!!!!11111 WHATEVER!!!!!!"
You called?
"YOU THINK YOU GUYS ARE *SO* SHADY???????"
Well, yes I suppose I am quite shady...
Are you offering me a sex filled dance then? Hmm, probably not.
Sigh.
(Heck I hope Kammy is female...)
I sugest two new diseases be added to the dsm 5 . Exclamitus and capitisim.
Evedently this man is named john.
Confused?
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