["The evolutionists are only here to throw sh*t on the Christians... that is their sole purpose... ]
Exactly!
The enemies of Christianity know that their pseudo science is bogus, fake, phony and fraudulent. They can fool some of the people some of the time, but they can't fool the vast majority of people.
The only reedeming feature about these neo anti-Christians is that there are so few of them and, hence, easily annihilable.
And the battle continues as it has for 2 thousands years.
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We are not enemies of Christianity. We do not think that evolution is pseudo-science, bogus, fake, phony, or fraudulent because we have this little thing called evidence to back it up. Say it with me now, ev-i-dence. I know it is something that you are completely unfamiliar with since your religion lacks even one shred of it to back up what you claim to be truth.
I do get a kick out of these pseudo-science-practicing, bogus-theory-loving, purveyors of fake, phony and fraudulent schemes, Xians who accuse the scientific community of doing exactly what they themselves are doing. I guess there just aren't enough clues to go around.
Unfortunately, nearly every poll indicates that more people believe in evolution than don't in the USA. hell, even amongst people who believe in a creator God, a large percentage also accept evolution.
Hey dumbass, "christmas" isn't really a christian holiday. Like most of your special occasions, it was stolen from the pagans. Now tell me, what does that have to do with your persecution issues and evolution?
Well, according to statistics they have. And they´re not there for that, it´s just a theory about how life has developed in the earth. If it contradicts a literal interpretation of the Bible it´s your problem, not us.
STULORUM'S MOM: "Stulorum, wake up, it's time for school."
This is a rallying call to all non-christians. We have been fighting a battle against the self rightious armies of Christ for the last 2000 years and we need reinforcements.We will make angry messages on an online forum telling how much we hate them and hope they die.
And if that doesn't work you will have to go to college to get an "education" in one of the "accepted" fields of "study" so you can make more "propaganda" promoting our cause.
And don't forget, this is operation WAR.
We
Are
Right.
Thank you for your time and I hope to see many new faces in the upcoming battle.
It's been a while since I learned Latin, but doesn't Stultorum mean "the fools'"? "melius est a sapiente corripi quam stultorum adulatione decipi quia sicut sonitus spinarum ardentium sub olla sic risus stulti sed et hoc vanitas" Ecc 7:6
which is to say:
"It is better to heed a wise man's rebuke than to listen to the song of fools. Like the crackling of thorns under the pot, so is the laughter of fools. This too is meaningless."
Ecclesiastes 7:6
And that verse in itself is rather ironic, methinks. :)
Talking of which, maybe our fundies should take Ecclesiastes 7 as a whole more to heart. Further down it says:
"So I turned my mind to understand, to investigate and to search out wisdom and the scheme of things and to understand the stupidity of wickedness and the madness of folly." Ecc 7:25 -- which almost describes the scientific method.
Stultorum indeed...
Hey, we're equal opportunity shit-slingers. We throw crap on Hindus, Muslims, Sikhs, Shintoists, Taoists and you name it. Yer not the only religion in the world.
Understanding evolution, investigating it and intelligently coming to the conclution it is a fact doesn't make a person anti-xtian. The only reason any non-believer appears to be (anti) is because xtians keep attacking. A person struggling against an attacker looks the same as the aggressor. So stop thinking in terms of 'if you're not with us, your agin' us'. This mindset makes you no different than those who orchestrated the attack on the Twin Towers (and yes, that includes Bush and his cronies). And since xtians weren't around 2,000 years ago, you can drop that weak line of oh, we've been persecuted throughout time garbage. Xtianity evolved out of Judaism and the term "chritian" was coined by the Romans as insult to all the cults following any of the christs at the time.
If evolution is so bogus, fake, etc., then surely you can provide evidence to expose it as false. Your Nobel awaits.
"The enemies of Christianity know that their pseudo science is bogus, fake, phony and fraudulent. They can fool some of the people some of the time, but they can't fool the vast majority of people.
I think this post has to be a serious qualifier for the Bizarro Alternate Universe Award.
~David D.G.
Ah, the two thousand year old battle to annihilate all non-Christians. Still not quite there yet, but keeping up the spirit?
Most scientists ignore the religious attacks on evolution and just continue doing their work, uninterested in countering the aruguments from personal incredulity or God of the Gaps arguments typically offered by creationists who know nothing about evolution (and often little about their own religion, either, except what they learned in kiddie Bible classes).
No, once again, Scientists, Evolutionists, Atheists, etc. don't all wake up and say "Now how can I ruin the lives of millions of Christians today?" Persecution Complex seconded. As you've been bitching about persecution for the past 2000 years. As soon as Rome was Christianized, the vast, vast majority of it stopped, so shut it.
Except that in this battle you mention, I think religion has been getting an asswhooping since, oh, the enlightenment.
Exactly!
Now wait -- bogus and fake, OK, but phony too? Or can I have just the phony and the fraudulent -- wait, how about...
I'm not anti-Christian, I'm anti-fucking-moron.
I see. Well then stultorum,
David D.G.
"...So few of them..."
Oh, come on -- bogus, fake, and fraudulent I can accept, but PHONY?
"
And the battle continues as it has for 2 thousands years. "
Good to know that it takes you two thousand years to destroy something so easily 'annihilable'.
"gentle Jesus meek and mild...." FUCK THAT
let's wipe out the suckers who don't believe in our (TM) religion.
The Xians were very much "live and let live" during their early days when they were despised. Once they got their hands on power they persecuted each other to purge the doctrinal differences, then using a technique of suck-up and scare (with powerful people) got the pwerful "onside" and then forced everyone else that they could, by force, to the Cross.
And they've been doing it ever since.
Yeah stupid progressive science growing a small edge against pragmatic, primitive, unchanging, indocterinated beliefs.
It is interesting that he thinks that annihilating 77% of the worlds populations should be easy, being that Christians at 33%, while the majority, are definitely outnumbered.
When we turn these percentages to figures, it looks a little less easy:
Population of the world on Monday, May 05, 2008:
Population of Christians:
Population of "neo anti-Christians" also known as OTHER:
I guess over 5 BILLION is no problem.
Annihilation.
They can fool some of the people some of the time, but they can't fool the vast majority of people.
Biff: Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?leave ." You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.
With "Christians" like you, Christianity is its' own enemy.
Dear Stultorum.
If you kill people who don't agree with you, you go to jail.
If you go to jail, you will meet Bubba.
You do not want to meet Bubba, but Bubba does want to meet you! He thinks you should pick up the soap.
So with annihilation out of the way as an option, you'll have to try and use arguments...
Yeah, I guess you're pretty much screwed. But at least not by Bubba as long you don't kill anyone.
Not sure what your point is here...
As a Christian, you want to kill your enemies? You want them killed?
Can you get over that hurdle of thinking someone wants you dead because they don't agree with you?
Actually, 1600 years.
This guy has a seriously overinflated sense of how important we think he is.
Persecution complex, much?
You know, you really can pick a nationality sometimes.
The number of non-Christians has grown dramatically in the last 2000 years, which should giver you a clue about how your "battle" is panning out.
And I agree with other posters that you need to be the most delused fool of them all if you seriously believe that "evolutionists" are a tiny majority.
yup, science is one giant hoax. amazing the christians have not successfully proved it yet.
oops, let the secret slip, sorry
So, Pope Francis is an evolutionist, throwing sh*t on the Christians?
There is so few? 97 percent of all scientists accept evolution and climate change as valid science. I didn't even know that there were people not accepting evolution until I found this site.
Evolution has been going on for about 2 billion years, and the Theory has been around for about 150 years. I don't know what you have been fighting about for 2000 years, because neither of those fit that time frame.
Confused?
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