I am a messenger to your sick website. The archangel Gabriel will swoop down with a fiery sword and destroy the apostate filth which defiles God's internet. Each letter of each blasphemous word is a nail in the blessed body of Jesus Christ who was and is and is to come. I did recognize your writing as that of the beast, but know that Satan will be vanquished, and you too will be cast into hell during the millennium of Christ's rule over this world. You will drink molten brass for your sustenance for all eternity, and there is no respite for the reprobate.
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I am a messenger to your sick website. The archangel Gabriel will swoop down with a fiery sword and destroy the apostate filth which defiles God's internet.
And so spoke the Lord:
Let the people start connecting their computers using optic fiber. Let the holy http protocols work their magic and do not stray from your TCP/IP.
Each letter of each blasphemous word is a nail in the blessed body of Jesus Christ who was and is and is to come.
Considering that this is the internet, you'll have to start driving nails into the nails which are located in the nails in Jesus' body. There just isn't any space left.
I did recognize your writing as that of the beast, but know that Satan will be vanquished, and you too will be cast into hell during the millennium of Christ's rule over this world.
And after that? Will we be allowed to govern ourselves or does Satan return?
You will drink molten brass for your sustenance for all eternity
I'll be death already and you can get used to everything. Even drinking brass, especially after the first few hundred years.
and there is no respite for the reprobate.
Did God decide upon this in all his infinite mercy?
how does God's Internet work?
Forget the negative comments section, read some of the actual Neo-tech site. It becomes somethng along the lines of Ayn Rand crossed with Scientology. Take a look for yourselves....http://www.neo-tech.com/djourney/introduction.php
Read further into the website and he begins talking about such things as biological immortality.
"I am a messenger to your sick website."Yeah, yeah, yeah.
"The archangel Gabriel will swoop down with a fiery sword and destroy the apostate filth which defiles God's internet."
Uh huh, like he's done so often before.
When did it become "God's" internet? I have to pay my own access bill. It's not "God" who charges my credit card.
"Each letter of each blasphemous word is a nail in the blessed body of Jesus Christ who was and is and is to come."
Jesus Christ, who wasn't and isn't and isn't coming.
"I did recognize your writing as that of the beast, but know that Satan will be vanquished, and you too will be cast into hell during the millennium of Christ's rule over this world."
Yeah? You drop me a line when Jesus actually shows up, I'd like to see that. Until then, shut up.
"You will drink molten brass for your sustenance for all eternity, and there is no respite for the reprobate."
Did I miss a reference to drinking molten brass in the Bible? No, you must just be pulling that out of your butt. No matter, as Satan and hell are imaginary, there is no need to worry.
JohnRaptor...
As a computer engineer specializing in networking and communications, I sure get a kick out of this. Repent your ANSI sins, lest ye burn forever in a firewall, and some such... *snort*
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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