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Truly, women today are frightening! I've looked at several hundred women's dating profiles. Some women's arms are thicker than my leg. What man wants to marry a fat obese cow? Obesity is epidemic across America! A lot of Philippine women are looking for a husband, but they just want a one-way ticket out of poverty! There are 20 year old Filipina girls who would marry a 60 year old man in a wheelchair just to gain U.S. citizenship. That's not what I'm looking for (She must be at least 25!) I'm just being funny, of course. I am leery of the whole idea of marrying someone just so they can become an American.

I was reading about the famous preacher named Gipsy Smith (1860-1947), who was 78 years old when a 26 year old woman married him (see an actual news clipping to the right from June 30, 1938 - Click picture for a larger photo). She was a going away present for him, I'll tell you Brother! I'm envious! Gipsy died in 1947.

Also, Pastor Keith Gomez in Elgin, Illinois. A young Christian woman in her 20's married him in his 60's. Lucky dog! I am sincerely happy for them both (but envious...lol). Wow! They are both avid hunters, having gone on multiple hunting safaris to Africa. I think that is cool. Love knows no boundaries. I just don't like that Pastor Gomez has an errant view on repentance, saying that it means “turning from sinful ways” to be saved. The gift of God is without obligation, except to receive it by simple childlike faith. Many preachers have a difficult time understanding repentance, especially since God expects every believer to live a holy life in Christ Jesus. Albeit, the honest Bible student will never be led astray if they always keep in mind that eternal life is the “free gift” of God (Romans 5:15).

If a woman divorces her husband, she is CAUSING him to commit adultery when he remarries. Staying single after a divorce is Scripturally recommended, but optional (1st Corinthians 7:27). It is cruel and selfish for any hypocrite to tell a lonely divorced person that they are out of luck, as one rotten Baptist missionary told me. I have not had any dealings with him since. Proverbs 14:7, “Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge.” I have been alone for 13 long years, and thought about suicide for awhile when things were rough several years ago, but God has seen me through. Just as “David encouraged himself in the LORD his God” (1st Samuel 30:6), so have I done.

Another big issue that I see (literally) is that women simply DON'T CARE how they dress in public! I'm frustrated every time I see independent fundamental Baptist women adorned in sexy tight spandex and other inappropriate attire. Shame on them! Even unsaved Mormon women have higher standards of modesty than most Baptists. Bob Jones University permits female students to wear halter tops. THAT IS REALLY SAD!!! We are too tuned into the world today. We live in a mousetrap society today in America, where careless ungodly women can wear next to nothing, but a man has to pretend like he is castrated. And sadly, professed Christian women aren't much better! Women ought not wear pants, it is the practice of a heathen culture! Personally, I am far more attracted in my soul to a Christian woman wearing culottes! I wish I could find such a woman to marry!

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David J. Stewart, Jesus Is Precious 10 Comments [4/11/2019 11:51:43 PM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

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Zinnia

You do realize that, even if you were a prize yourself, most of the available 20-something women are busy getting their careers off the ground and/or are taken by people their own age? No? Okay then.

Seriously what is with the old dudes thinking young women exist in excess? I'd wonder if they'd been watching too much harem anime, but that's unlikely.

4/12/2019 1:29:06 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

There are 20 year old Filipina girls who would marry a 60 year old man in a wheelchair just to gain U.S. citizenship. That's not what I'm looking for (She must be at least 25!) I'm just being funny, of course. I am leery of the whole idea of marrying someone just so they can become an American.

David J. Stewart making a joke??? That must be an imposter.
This is indeed funny (in as far as the subject matter can be funny). Just not the way it is supposed to be read.

I was reading about the famous preacher named Gipsy Smith (1860-1947), who was 78 years old when a 26 year old woman married him (see an actual news clipping to the right from June 30, 1938 - Click picture for a larger photo). She was a going away present for him, I'll tell you Brother! I'm envious! Gipsy died in 1947.

Also, Pastor Keith Gomez in Elgin, Illinois. A young Christian woman in her 20's married him in his 60's. Lucky dog! I am sincerely happy for them both (but envious...lol).

Of course, being the Dirty Middle-Aged Man he is, DJS sympathises with and envies successful Dirty Old Men. Still less dirty than himself, who committed adultery with at least one girl who wasn't even in her twenties yet.

Love knows no boundaries.

Except race.

Pastor Gomez has an errant view on repentance, saying that it means “turning from sinful ways” to be saved. The gift of God is without obligation, except to receive it by simple childlike faith. Many preachers have a difficult time understanding repentance, especially since God expects every believer to live a holy life in Christ Jesus. Albeit, the honest Bible student will never be led astray if they always keep in mind that eternal life is the “free gift” of God (Romans 5:15).

Then why are you constantly ranting about how people, and especially women, "need to GET RIGHT WITH GOD!"?

If a woman divorces her husband, she is CAUSING him to commit adultery when he remarries. Staying single after a divorce is Scripturally recommended, but optional (1st Corinthians 7:27).

So adultery can be okay under certain circumstances?
Oh wait, it's yet another excuse to hate on your ex-wife. Of course, if she marries again, you would not be to blame in the slightest for her "adultery", would you? Never your fault.
Also, as you just said before, you believe that becoming Christian comes with no moral obligation.

Women ought not wear pants, it is the practice of a heathen culture!

As is men wearing pants. With the old Hebrews (and Greeks and Romans; so all the early Christians), both genders wore dresses.

Personally, I am far more attracted in my soul to a Christian woman wearing culottes!

Culottes ARE a type of pants, you moron!
Also, I think most women would consider "makes you more attractive to David J. Stewart" an argument AGAINST culottes.

@Zinnia:
No idea, but yes, I've been wondering about that as well.

4/12/2019 1:41:18 AM

Jacob Harrison

Personally, I am far more attracted in my soul to a Christian woman wearing culottes!

I, on the other hand, am exclusively attracted to women wearing jeans. This proves Catholicism is cooler than Protestantism!

4/12/2019 1:45:01 AM

Glandu

Until then, I had missed the racist clue that would have proved DJS a quadrifecta. Done!

he has a stopped clock moment, though, with "I am leery of the whole idea of marrying someone just so they can become an American." All the rest is DJS-Quality-Approved level of BS.

4/12/2019 3:09:53 AM

Doubting Thomas

Truly, women today are frightening! I've looked at several hundred women's dating profiles. Some women's arms are thicker than my leg. What man wants to marry a fat obese cow?


So Davey is a fat shamer, too? What if that's how God made them? And for someone who gets pissed off that women make him horny, you'd think he'd be relieved to be around a woman he's not attracted to.

Also, Pastor Keith Gomez in Elgin, Illinois. A young Christian woman in her 20's married him in his 60's. Lucky dog! I am sincerely happy for them both (but envious...lol).


Of course you are, you pedo. You're probably thinking about her being in her teens while that guy is in his 50's.

Another big issue that I see (literally) is that women simply DON'T CARE how they dress in public!


Being married for 20 years, I can say that you don't know what you're talking about.

We live in a mousetrap society today in America, where careless ungodly women can wear next to nothing, but a man has to pretend like he is castrated.


We don't have to pretend that we're castrated, we just have enough self control to not jump on her like she's the last chopper out of Vietnam.

4/12/2019 6:49:58 AM

Doubting Thomas

@Pharaoh Bastethotep

There are 20 year old Filipina girls who would marry a 60 year old man in a wheelchair just to gain U.S. citizenship. That's not what I'm looking for (She must be at least 25!) I'm just being funny, of course. I am leery of the whole idea of marrying someone just so they can become an American.


David J. Stewart making a joke??? That must be an imposter.


No, he is making a joke. She must be at least 15.

4/12/2019 6:51:15 AM

Citizen Justin

And Taylor Swift, who is 29, married David J. Stewart, who is in his fifties! And then he made her wear culottes!

...And then Dave woke up alone in his little shack in Guam and wept silently while masturbating.

Seriously, what's up with this culottes thing? It's not a fetish I've ever heard of before, and I've heard of (and have experienced) quite a few...

4/12/2019 3:52:40 PM

Musicalbookworm

I really hope this guy gets taken in by a dating scammer.

4/13/2019 9:22:17 AM

Kanna

We have seen your posts, Davey, and can best describe you as desperate. Yet you still want the right to be choosy, then get your knickers in a twist when women exercise that same right with respect to you.

You don't need me to tell you what you're doing wrong, surely. Oh, I forgot... you completely lack the talent for introspection.

4/14/2019 11:44:16 AM

Passerby

Diddler, you're the blind-date revenge-prank only the most vengeful of souls would unleash on a cheating ex that gave them an STD. Jesus doesn't even want to know you platonically.

4/14/2019 11:59:39 AM

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