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My departed wife has caused me more grief, suffering and loss than all of my enemies combined in life. I am serving God alone, by myself, and my x-wife has no part in neither me nor my eternal rewards. In Heaven am going to meet the people whom I've led to the Lord, that is, those who make it to Heaven ahead of me. Praise God for His abundant goodness! Psalms 145:9, “The LORD is good to all: and his tender mercies are over all his works.”

Heaven is a Wonderful Place!

2nd Corinthians 5:7-8, “For we walk by faith, not by sight: We are confident, I say, and willing rather to be absent from the body, and to be present with the Lord.” As soon as we leave this earthly tabernacle, we are going to be present with the Lord. That is precious! Life is a vale of tears! Dr. Jack Hyles said that, and he is so right! Dear reader, whatever burdens, heartaches and frustrations you are dealing with right now in your life, pale in comparison to the wonderful blessings awaiting us in eternity. Although there will be varying degrees of rewards in Heaven (1st Corinthians 3:8-9), and varying degrees of shining for soulwinners (Daniel 12:3), and many tears will flow at the Judgment Seat of Christ (2nd Corinthians 5:9-11); I also do not believe there will be any miserable children of God in eternity. Heaven is a wonderful place!!!

We used to sing a precious song on the Church Bus every week, which went like this...

Heaven is a wonderful place,
Filled with glory and grace;
I want to see my Savior's face,
Heaven is a wonderful place!

(Alternate last line... Heaven is a wonderful, Heaven is a marvellous, Heaven is a wonderful place!)


Hear the song melody: https://youtu.be/p8Qd413W8l4?t=111 (NOTE: I think Seventh-Day Adventism is a Satanic cult, but these precious children sang this song correctly. All the other versions on YouTube sound like horrible rap music!)

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 14 Comments [4/9/2019 8:35:20 AM]
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Timjer

I'm not a sadist, but DAMN does it feel soooooo satisfying to hear that DJS still suffers from his actions...

Hey, Pervy Davy? Your ex-wife is a better contender for heaven than you are. Even if solely for the fact that she left you, you sicko!

4/9/2019 8:43:38 AM

Lucilius

Shittiest Talking Heads cover ever.

4/9/2019 9:14:17 AM

checkmate

the Church Bus



4/9/2019 12:07:41 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

x-wife

A heroic married female mutant?

has no part in neither me nor my eternal rewards.

So she does have part in you and your eternal rewards. Well, the former is self-evident, considering how extremely bitter you are about your divorce.

Life is a vale of tears!

PRECISION F-BOMB INCOMING:
FUCK YOU!

Life is precious beyond measure. This was self-evident to me even before I nearly died multiple times of necrotic pancreatitis last summer. In a few hours, I will reach a quarter century, and I will be so immensely grateful - not to any deities - indeed, should such beings actually exist, they should be glad that I do not believe in their existence, else I would be tearing the Heavens asunder - but to the doctors that saved my life, to the medicinal science and healthcare system that made it possible, and to my mother who supported me through this terrible time - to come that far, when all of it could have been over so early and abruptly.

Heaven is a wonderful place,
Filled with glory and grace;
I want to see my Savior's face,
Heaven is a wonderful place!

These lyrics are terrible. Whoever wrote this should be ashamed of himself and belongs into whatever circle of Hell bad artists go to.

PS:
David J. Smeagol really seems to like the word "preciousss", doesn't he?

4/9/2019 12:26:20 PM

Thinking Allowed

am serving God alone, by myself, and my x-wife has no part in neither me nor my eternal rewards.


Sounds to me she chose the better deal.

4/9/2019 1:03:29 PM

fromdownunder

In Heaven am going to meet the people whom I've led to the Lord


So if there is a heaven, and if you go there, (two very unlikely events), you will still be alone.

Norm

4/9/2019 2:02:14 PM

Anon-e-moose

but these precious children sang this song correctly. All the other versions on YouTube sound like horrible rap music!


Dunno if this is sung correctly...:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d33DM4ZEBCU

...but the fact it's a version of a Taylor Swift song featuring a rapper will send you to Hell: as you S E E T H E at how even an alternate version by Bad Lip Reading - a parody, no less - makes her look even better.

Certainly infinitely superior to you Davey-boy. After all: when she can take on the $trillion Apple: and win...!



>Filename

Wiz Khalifa 'See, Taylor: I like you!'

4/9/2019 2:29:01 PM

SpukiKitty






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In Heaven, I'm gonna meet the people....




....YEAH! RIGHT! LOL!

4/9/2019 7:41:14 PM

antichrist

In Heaven am going to meet the people

Seems a bit presumptuous on your part, seeing as how you raped a 12yr-old girl, you vile piece of shit.

4/9/2019 9:20:00 PM

Titania

Go Mrs Stewart! I hope you took him for the lot!

We, here on FSTDT, are mainly all on your side.

4/10/2019 9:28:28 PM

Swede

"Departed wife" sounds like she's dead. Perhaps she's dead to Mr. Kiddydiddler, as she divorced his adulterous ass and took the child away from his child-molesting, dirty mind.

If Heaven is what you imagine it to be, Kiddydiddler, it will be a very lonely place, only you, Roy Moore, that Sandusky creep, and the creep that Anon-e-moose usually says will not leave prison except in a box, whatever his name is. Oh, and misogynist Paul will be there too, but Jesus will be in another Heaven, a more hippie-free-lovin'-everybody's-welcome place.

4/14/2019 7:54:15 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Swede

the creep that Anon-e-moose usually says will not leave prison except in a box


Either Gary Glitter, or Tony Alamo.

But as the latter did leave prison: but only in a box a couple of years ago, it's one down, one to go.

...or one down, two to go: going by what we've heard about David J. Pedo, reduced to obtaining opiates illegally as he no longer has faith in his 'Faith'; a Prayer a day should keep the doctor away, and all that jazz.

A report on Sky News the other day was about how people addicted to prescription opiates had to take larger doses (PROTIP: Rush Limburger & his Oxycontin addiction): the tolerance to such their bodies built up, leading to some who died of overdosing.

How long before Davey-boy has to approach dealers: for the really hard stuff...?!

4/14/2019 12:32:26 PM

creativerealms

Davie's wife is one of my heroes.

4/14/2019 1:51:48 PM

Blair

Insert Taylor Swift joke here.

And doesn't he also think that Catholics are Satanic?

4/14/2019 10:41:11 PM

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