Mick Williams #fundie disqus.com

The Calendar and the Clock

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(TRANSCRIPTION - A photo of Rod Serling. The caption is: "There is a land that scholars refer to as God's Calendar. For us has it given The Good Book (sic).
It's (sic) prophesies reliably portend earth's proximity to zero hour. As most carry on by the clock, they seek a land they can use as hour and minute hands. It was variously called the shining city on the hill, the world's policeman, a great exporter of missionaries. Now it's the greatest exporter of smut. We're due for a time check, somewhere east of The Twilight Zone.)

In the most morally bankrupt society on earth, home to the world's most corrupt government, the ever-shrinking list of taboos just got shorter. What's the harm in incest? ask those purported experts on psychology, as long as it doesn't result in a pregnancy. That caveat, of course, will soon go the way of all the others.

Dumbed-down youth are at last electing their own to high office. These mental pygmies must pander to an increasingly ignorant base clamoring for free stuff but terrified of free speech. Witness the death of Fox News after its takeover by Disney. The sacred cow of Islam is off limits, as a conservative hostess discovered. That viewers are leaving in droves hardly matters to the ultra-liberal owners; the real goal was shutting down the last remaining source of accurate TV news.

Herewith a brief look at a typical CNN household.
DAD All the kid does is make those hand dolls--a dozen of them each day.
TODDLER Buppet! Zock! Zock buppet!
MOM Is it time to call the doctor?
DAD Waste of money. Every gene pool has its dead ends.
MOM Where did we go wrong?
DAD Quiet--Don Lemon has the latest dirt on Trump.

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(TRANSCRIPTION next to another photo of Serling: "There is a book which speaks of strong delusion for those who abhor the truth. For them, what remains is the fluff and lies of the Moscow Media. Grandchildren of those Soviet-era handlers follow the party line like lemmings to their much-awaited communist utopia. It won't end as they hope, because this is a doomed society whose time is nearly up. This...is The Twilight Zone.)

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