David J. Stewart #fundie jesusisprecious.org

One of the biggest lies ever fabricated is the falsehood of Evolution. The only verifiable truth regarding evolution is that there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever that evolution is true. It's all bogus hypotheses! I am so sick of hearing idiots talk about our cavemen ancestors. Are you that stupid? Really?

I recently heard famed Hollywood actor Will Smith narrate a stupid 2018 National Geographic series called, “ONE STRANGE ROCK.” Here's another episode of this trash. The only “strange rock” is Will Smith's dense head! They guy is a fool. I say that kindly, but with all Biblical authority. Psalms 8:3, “When I consider thy heavens, the work of thy fingers, the moon and the stars, which thou hast ordained.” The Holy Bible says that God created the earth, moon and stars! In the National Geographic series Will Smith says that two asteroids collided, and that is how the earth and moon formed. These nutty pseudo-scientists actually believe that tiny asteroids, carrying water, repeatedly crashed into the earth for billions of years, and that is how the oceans, lakes and rivers formed. So why doesn't the moon have water? How did the earth and moon become a sphere? I can't believe I'm even trying to figure this insanity out! What lying deceivers!

I understand that there's a good chance Will Smith doesn't believe any of this, he's just getting paid well. Will can't be that retarded! Still, you couldn't pay me a million dollars to help propagate lies. Over my dead body! God knows that if Hollywood offered me a 60 second part in a film, and offered me $50,000,000 for the part, and all I had to do was take the Lord's name in vain one time, I WOULDN'T DO IT! I mean that! Evolution is a proven hoax! The burden of proof doesn't rest upon thinking people who reject the bogus claims of evolutionists, it rests upon the evolutionists themselves who are making these bizarre speculative claims! The truth is that there is no legitimate proof. Anything can help up as “proof” if there is no concrete evidence to support it.

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