Quote# 142793

[At the end of an article about the Nephilim]

The GIANT Wal-Mart was also fathered by Winthrop Rockefeller —the father of ex- President Clinton.

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 5 Comments [3/13/2019 4:56:07 PM]
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antichrist

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3/13/2019 9:38:36 PM

WALMART

I...AM WALMART.

I AM THE SOURCE OF YOUR GROCERIES.

I AM HOW YOU BUY MAGIC THE GATHERING CARDS WHEN YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE DEALING WITH GUYS WHOSE ASSCRACKS ARE SHOWING.

I STAND HEAD AND SHOULDERS ABOVE ANY SKYSCRAPER.

HEAR ME...AND OBEY.

3/13/2019 10:58:11 PM

KingOfRhye

Uh, no, that'd be Sam Walton (hence the name WALmart). I mean the father of Walmart, not the father of Bill Clinton.

3/14/2019 7:44:22 PM

Kuno

I am reminded of an old routine by German comedian Otto Waalkes about "Wichtel Edeka" and "Zwerg Aldi"...


3/15/2019 4:08:53 AM

Doubting Thomas

...oh, it's Patrick Scribbler.

3/15/2019 6:37:38 AM

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