Quote# 142786

This is the song if you go ER and get caught

[Music video of Bohemian Rhapsody]
"Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
.
.
.
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go "

FinnCel, incels.is 10 Comments [3/12/2019 4:03:47 PM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

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Pharaoh Bastethotep

LEAVE YOUR FILTHY PAWS FROM ONE OF THE VERY GREATEST MUSICAL MASTERWORKS OF ALL TIME AND DIE IN HOLY FUCKFIRE!!!

3/12/2019 3:55:59 PM

creativerealms

Adventure time with Finn the incel.

3/12/2019 4:24:23 PM

Anon-e-moose

(*sings*):

'He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him this life from these pork sausages!

[/ Mondegreens] X3

3/12/2019 6:55:56 PM

Thinking Allowed

Freddie is rolling in his grave as I read this.

3/12/2019 6:56:39 PM

Kuyohashi

Freddie Mercury fucked more women than these social hunchbacks ever will.

3/12/2019 8:56:25 PM

K'Zad Bhat

@Kuyohashi

More men, too. Partly because he wasn't a hateful prick, and from all accounts fun to be with.

3/12/2019 10:11:54 PM

SpukiKitty

May Freddie Mercury haunt you in your nightmares!

Also what's a "FinnCel"? An incel from Finland?

If it's a reference to a certain kind-hearted former First Order Stormtrooper, then may John Boyega blast you into the Sun!....

....but not before his BFF, Rey trashes you!

There's a reason I call her "Little Ms. POW"....

....and she's cute as a button!

Oh; I doubt Finn's gonna be an incel....


....take your pick (though the former is canonically more likely).

3/12/2019 11:01:12 PM

Blair

Random song lyrics?

3/12/2019 11:28:51 PM

Doubting Thomas

The thing about Bohemian Rhapsody is that it's a song about a guy who's remorseful that he killed someone. I don't see you incels ever being remorseful if you "go ER." If you were you wouldn't go on a killing spree in the first place.

3/13/2019 7:26:07 AM

Someguy

I'm sure Queen is so fucking honored.

3/15/2019 3:43:35 PM

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