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The Snobby Bob Jones Nurse Who Will Never Find a Husband

One thing that bothers me about a woman, more than anything else, is a woman who cannot stand upon her own two feet! Most religious women follow the crowd, going along to get along with their religious employer at a church. They cannot think for themselves. I remember attending church a few years ago, and a female staff member (a Bob Jones Graduate) met me in the church parking lot with an elderly man that is her friend. She was too much of a coward to approach me by herself. I liked her but was going through a very rough time in my life and didn't reach out to her. I wish I had. In hindsight, I really liked her a lot (and still do). A friend of hers confirmed to me that she liked me. A couple years later, after being driven out of the church over my King James Bible only beliefs, I met up with her one day while walking along the ocean. I hadn't seen her for a long time, but I had thought about her often and missed her. My heart leaped when I saw her.

So I wrote her and finally poured out my heart to her, explaining how I felt about her. She cold-heartedly wrote me back, coerced by her church employer, telling me not to contact her again. That was the end of that. What a coward! She lied and said she never liked me, but I know as sure as I'm saved that she did. How can a woman like that with poor character make a good wife? She can't even tell the truth, think for herself, or stand upon her own two feet! I wouldn't be surprised if she never found a husband! The guy before me dumped her, because her attitude is all wrong! I like what Pastor Jack Hyles often said, “To lose something in the will of God is to find something better!”

I have never seen her since. I have wanted to contact her many times, but I cannot after she forbade me to do so. I'm not stupid. One day when she is an old maid, having never been married, with no children of her own, she'll lie to herself, like a lot of foolish women do, saying retarded things to herself like: “Well, it must not have been God's will,” et cetera. But the truth will be that she did that to herself, making foolish decisions throughout her life. One day she will realize that she grew old, and passed up a real opportunity to have a husband that genuinely cares about her. I still pray for her often, for God's will to be done in her life. Professed Christian women are so foolish today, living in The Twilight Zone. The random photo to the left is what she'll probably look like in 25 years! No woman can be truly happy who does not fulfill her God-given purpose to be a HELP MEET, pursuing a career instead of serving the Lord by a husband's side (Genesis 2:18). If she does marry, she'll never find a more sincere man with a loving heart than me!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 3 Comments [3/12/2019 4:02:32 PM]
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SpukiKitty

Dear, Stupid Guy;

"Help Meet" is not a noun. "Help meet" just means "help meant for...." in archaic Jacobean English.

Also; Your constant bellyaching ceased being hilariously fun to lampoon years ago. You're getting tiring and your ex is still an awesome free woman who's free of you.

Have fun all alone in Guam where you die from neck pain. The Supreme Being's got a rude awakening for you when you finally ditch that carcass of yours.

3/12/2019 8:08:33 PM

Kanna

Your reputation preceded you, Davey.

3/12/2019 8:31:49 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

Shorter version:
"She rejected me! Me! The greatest and most godly man alive! It can't be because, when I opened up, she realised what a hateful and perverse cranck I really am - no, she must be a coward and a fool! Obviously, now she will never find love! That will show her! Mwahahahahahaha!"

Sounds like she dodged a bullet there...

PS:
As I keep saying, DJS is an incel that somehow managed to get married.

If she does marry, she'll never find a more sincere man with a loving heart than me!

But at least he wouldn't cheat on her with their underage daughter...

@SpukiKitty:
Would you please not put Mrs. Stewart on a podestal? Pretty much the only source we have on her is DJS himself - even more unreliable on this topic than usually -, but the fact that she fact that she married him (and while he may have gotten worse after the divorce, by all indication, he was a fundie cranck even in his youth) and sticking to him for eighteen years, even when he threatened their daughter's life by denying her medication, moving with him and the children to Guam to evade prosecution, certainly reflects rather poorly on her. The way he described her a mere year before the divorce does not speak in her favour, either. Yes, I hope she wised up rather than merely kicking out when he went too far, but we have nothing that indicates that.

PPS:
Neck pain won't kill him. Untreated diabetes, on the other hand...

3/12/2019 11:52:17 PM

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