KosmicMalware #sexist reddit.com

There's people out there....

That have had a crush, asked them out, and actually succeeded

That have been asked out.... Sometimes more than once

Have been approached sexually..... Often more than once (cause let's face it, if it happens once, it's happening again)

Can literally log on to a hook-up app, find a willing partner, and actually fuck them, without much effort.

That actually have groups of *insert opposite gender* orbiting them.

That somehow got lucky enough to meet a partner while still young, and slowly grow old together without divorcing.

Honestly, these are such foreign and unreal situations for me that it's REALLY HARD not to be envious and bitter towards happy/attractive people. Like what the fuck. I'd kill to have any single one of these experiences, yet somehow I'm stuck on team sub-human with the rest of you brothers. (Any single one, but let's be honest, for some of these if you experience one, you'll easily experience the other, or that same thing more than once)

I'm really not sure why people bother over-analysing this shit like there's some crazy strategies behind it or some tricks, tips, or knowledge you need to get them. For some people, it just happens. And they don't even think about it. Cause it really isn't that complicated. You're either likeable or not likeable, and unless you're doing something that specifically hinders your likeability, I don't think there's much of a solution other than waiting/getting lucky for most people.

Edit: All I did was say I was jealous of good looking people and people who aren't ignored completely for their entire lives , and somehow it turned into a debate about harrassment.

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