Today's Laugh 1-14-19
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Frog in stewpot over hot stove, reading his computer screen (yes I'm serious).
Pot is labelled JOHN Q SHEEPLE
FROG (reading): "House dems' priorities: no wall, impeach, climate change. Eh.
MICK WILLIAMS:
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Well, I can tell from looking that it's a frog in a saucepan on a gas stove burner, so his drawing seems to be improving. I guess that's a smartphone in there with him? In which case it isn't working now. And what the fuck is up with those knobs? Apparently either Mick or I have an extremely limited experience with stoves, because because I can't get the straight of what a LO knob and a HI knob would do . . . LO (low) and HI (high) will be settings on the same knob, in this case controlling the flow of gas to affect the heat created when it's burning.
And why is NOOB! the only one that's turned on? What the hell does it even mean in this context?
Since that frog in hot water is pretty much the international symbol for the growing climate change crisis, it's pretty ironic that you use it to make fun of ...er...climate change. You really are a special kind of idiot, aren't you.
"Being a man is a mental disorder."
Pretty sad when one thinks "Masculinity = Screaming Macho Orc" so much that the idea that masculinity doesn't necessarily mean you have to be an idiot is beyond their comprehension.
I confess that I find the image of a frog looking at a smartphone while sitting in a boiling pot on a stove set to "NOOB!" is genuinely amusing.
No, Mick, being a man isn't a mental disorder. Thinking that being a man means being a dick-swinging cavecreature is. Some of us can be both men and fairly decent people. You should get to know some of them, copy what they do, and maybe someday, you'll forget you're only faking it and actually become a real fucking boy.
Also, saving the planet, stopping the runaway train(wreck) that is the Dump administration, and not becoming, oh, I dunno, Cold War Era Red Germany because brown people is yucky all seem like pretty good priorities to have. You have something better, I suppose? I mean, besides torturing and killing anyone who won't submit to your religious domination, of course.
Child conjugal visits would be advocated by many religious right and Quiverfull and Josh Duggar. And DSM doesn't list being a man.
And the wall is a waste of taxes and an attack on human rights. And Trump colluded with Russia. We all know what Mick would say if Trump was either Democrat or Independent.
Well, at least it's Pepe being boiled. So you're perhaps - even subconsciously - getting the idea Dick Willy.
Who was it who withdrew the US from the Paris Agreement?
Because before you actually got into the White House, here's an Inconvenient Truth entering your 'Emprah's penis extension - invited there - in New York:
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Would Hillary Clinton have done what you did, Donald Fart...?!
Croak away in what'll be someone else's residence when the number of 'supporters' drops: yet, the Democrats will still be in a House.
When the Swamp will flush out it's biggest turd: you .
And there will be much 'REEEEEEEEEEEE!'-ing from the likes of Dick Willy, Checkmated Lady etc. Good. >:D
At first glance I thought, "that frog doesn't look too bad, maybe Mick is showing something resembling improvement." But then the longer I looked at the whole thing I realized how everything else is completely asinine.
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-Why is the pot labeled? Isn't the frog supposed to be the unwitting public? The label should have been on or above the frog to make it more clearslowly getting hotter that the frog would not notice it. Flames that high would definitely be noticed by the frog which would easily jump out of a pot that size.
So even when I'm feeling generous, you still find a way to fuck everything up, Mick.
@Schick Willy
Being a man is a mental disorder.
Oh wait until he hears about the butt-hurt men (and I use that term loosely) get about a certain commercial telling them not to be assholes.
Things Mick Williams doesn't know how to draw #349,498: Stoves.
And also, that's either one small stove or one HUGE frog.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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