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How the justice system should work in England.

Hello. I talked about restoring the legitimate royal line to the throne of England. Now I will talk about how the justice system will work in England based on England’s traditions.

Ugh I thought it was going to be my final message to you but I have to first explain my ideas of how the justice system should work and how Eugenics should work in the United States, and England and how to deal with abortion. It will be in proportion to the crimes commited

Men and women must not be allowed to cross dress. Men and women can wear whatever clothes they want as long as it is not slutty. All women’s bathing suits MUST cover butt cheeks and boobs since boobs are private parts.

Pornography should be banned because it causes sex trafficking. Hentai should be banned because it is just plain gross. Sex should only be depicted in movies and TV shows and promiscuity and premarital sex should be promoted as a BAD thing, like in the great classic horror films Halloween, and Nightmare on Elm Street.

Divorce for Christians should be made illegal and replaced with annulment but annulment should be granted only in cases of actual abusive spouses. Adultry should be punished with fines. Premarital sex like in Merry Old England should be legal, but should not be encouraged in the media.

Stealing most property, destroying property, vandalism, and littering should be punished by fines. Stealing and destroying major property or committing arson should be punished with jail sentences.

Smoking in public should be legalized but fines should be commited if the smoker blows the smoke in someone else’s face. Cigarettes and cigars though should be replaced with the good old fashioned pipes because pipes are less addicting.

Possessing marijuana and illegal drugs should be punished with jail sentences. Putting pot smokers in jail is rehabilitation because it deprived them of the drug and makes them get clean.

Insulting the benevolent government should be punished with 5 year jail sentences for treason. Saying actual racist comments(meaning judging people by the content of their color and using the N word, not for showing statistics of poverty and crime since blacks are sadly impoverished because of the Democrats), holocaust denial, and promoting communism and socialism should be punished with 5 year jail sentences. Most Trump supporters do not use the n word.

Blasphemy against the Christian God should be punished by 1 year in jail or a fine of 300 dollars(this law is still on the charter in the State of Massachusetts which I live in)

Prayer should be allowed in public schools. Those of different religions should go to schools of their own religions.

Blasphemy against gods of other pagan religions should be punished by mild fines. However criticizing their religions by saying their gods do not exist, or criticizing Jews for not accepting Jesus Christ as their messiah does not count as blasphemy.

However blasphemy against Islam, Muhammad, and Allah should be legal and encouraged.

Muslim women can wear hijabs but they must not be allowed to criticize people who don’t wear hijabs and must not be allowed to wear burquas or burkinis.

The religions that should be banned with jail for 1 year are Satanism, New Agism, Gnosticism, Wicca, the anti Trinitarian heresies, and Druidism because they are all heresies and occult. They as long as fortune tellers, and mediums, as well as those who consult them should be locked up in churches until they repent.

Atheism should be punished with fines because of it’s correlation with socialism and because it promotes doing whatever you want without fear of being judged.

People with severe autism(not people with Asperger’s syndrome which I have been diagnosed with), and people with IQ’s less than 100 should be chemically castrated. So should average thugs that are beyond rehabilitation.

First degree murderers, all mass shooters, and drug dealers who have been proven guilty with ton’s of circumstantial evidence, or dirrect proof with footage should be executed by public beheadings with axes. The head should be put on display.

Men who are guilty of high treason(the top leaders of rebellions against the United States, and monarch) should be punished by being hung, drawn, and quartered like it was done in Merry Old England (though in private locations because most people today would vomit seeing it in public). Women as a courtesy guilty of the high treason should be publically burned at the stake as was done in Merry Old England.

All average Rebels who change sides will be pardoned.

Torture should be permitted for adults as a means of interrogating criminals, rebels, and terrorists. Most people who get tortured will eventually give in because they would prefer being executed rather than continuing to be tortured.

Jacob Harrison, FSTDT Forums 21 Comments [1/8/2019 5:36:54 AM]
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Pharaoh Bastethotep

Men and women must not be allowed to cross dress. Men and women can wear whatever clothes they want as long as it is not slutty.

The two sentences contradict each other.
Also, knowing Jacob Harrison, slutty clothes means women wearing jeans.

Trump supporters

300 dollars

Seems like he forgot about his dystopian fantasies were about England...

People with severe autism(not people with Asperger’s syndrome which I have been diagnosed with), and people with IQ’s less than 100 should be chemically castrated.

By the way, how is your plan to get yourself castrated with fake coyote teeth because you are too cowardly to admit your jeans fetish to your hypothetical wife going?
Also, I apologise in the name of Aspies everywhere for this idiot's demented writings and videos.

1/8/2019 5:50:57 AM

K

"Prayer should be allowed in public schools."

Prayer is allowed in public schools, dummy. As long as they give exams in math class, there will be prayer in schools.

Just too much ignorance in this post to bother with.

1/8/2019 5:57:27 AM

Anon-e-moose

All average Rebels who change sides will be pardoned


Well, as you think "Star Wars" are documentaries FN-2187 defected from the First Order to become Finn and joined the Resistance: so that's okay.

After all: Kylo Ren - son of former Imperial officer Han Solo who left & ultimately joined the Rebel Alliance - killed leader of the First Order Snoke, so enjoy your paradox.

He rebelled against the Dark Side: also, the Rule of Two.

There is much conflict in this person: then there's the hot mess that is you, Jerkob.

As this load of Bantha crap of a quote by you is testament to that fact.

1/8/2019 6:15:08 AM

Malingspann

Insulting the benevolent government should be punished with 5 year jail sentences for treason


Proving the government not so benevolent.

1/8/2019 6:18:08 AM


Anon-e-moose

@Pharaoh Bastethotep

As if there being a 'connection' between Star Wars, Nintendo & the Forums' 'Parallel Zero'... er, I mean 'Hero' weren't enough, how this jeans-fapper hasn't even heard of the mega-meme that is Bowsette - otherwise he would have included such in that sewer of a 'scenario': even this new memester-created character in jeans - is beyond me.

...but way beyond Jerkob, methinks. After all, as Bowsette would rape even First Order Supreme Leader Kylo Ren to death: and thus his 'Parallel World' would come screeching to a halt - I guess there are some limits to the fucked-up 'imagination' he has, eh...?!

Moral: And that's why - as demonstrated by the "Harry Potter"/"Sailor Moon" one in Fanfiction.net, 'Crackfics' are considered the lowest form of fanfic, Jerkob.

Fact: "50 Shades of Grey" was a fanfic which originated there; a "Twilight" spinoff scenario.



When Dr. Stuart Ashen can create a parody: "50,000 Shades of Grey" - consisting of just the words 'Shades of grey' repeated on every page - and used copies can go for as much as £80 on Amazon - you've got your work cut out for you in creating something far more successful than that Fanfiction.net-sourced fic, Jerky m'boy.

Hentai should be banned




Sayeth the jeans-fetishist.

There are hentai "One Piece" doujinshi: just Google those words.

Knock yerself out, Jerkin Yer Gherkin.

Post-Jerkob being banned from posting here & on the Forums, perhaps fapping himself silly to such will be a better use of his time...!

1/8/2019 6:46:13 AM

Doubting Thomas

Who died and made you king? If you really want to bring about this dystopian society, then go start your own country on some deserted island somewhere. The rest of us will be moving forward.

1/8/2019 7:14:46 AM

Kanna

Jacob, you've put way too much thought into this. Perhaps your secure facility would allow you to change over to the basket-weaving class instead of Castles-in-the-air 101.

1/8/2019 7:43:19 AM

Swede

The legitimate line is the one that is on the throne now, as it has always been determined by the one who manage to land him- or herself on the throne.

Based on England’s traditions? The justice system ought to be as modern as possible, and thereby based by the most recent ideas about human rights and freedoms.

Who died and made you in charge of “how the justice system should work”, anyway?
Eugenics shouldn’t work in humans at all. We are not pedigree dogs.
Abortion is part of human right; reproductive rights for women.

”Men and women must not be allowed to cross dress.
Men and women can wear whatever clothes they want as long as it is not slutty.”

Do not compute! Either you decide or they decide. Most people have jeans/trousers nowadays, so there is no “cross dressing”.
Who decides what’s slutty? A sleek suit with vest and tight trousers on a man can be very tempting…

Boobs are baby-feeding organs, so no more private than mouths.

And it’s just getting stupider and stupider…

Many Trump supporters use the N-word and some of them even call the police for dangerous things like barbequing-while-black, sitting-in-the-hotel-lobby-while-black, or taking-the-bus-while-black.

Burkinis cover butt cheeks and boobs, nitwit.

Public executions make the population MORE brutal and violent.
You want to hang, draw and quarter the Orange Clown?
Torture doesn’t work, and it also makes the population MORE brutal and violent.

1/8/2019 8:11:03 AM

Chloe

How about no?

1/8/2019 8:33:52 AM

Quasirodent

Oh no. Nope no no way. Do not pin this garbage on being aspie. I will not have it.

1/8/2019 10:17:07 AM

Citizen Justin

You just advocated that autistic blokes should lose their balls, despite having a minor form of autism yourself. Because of course the person who decides who's autistic enough to lose their balls is... you!

I don't know what your problem is mate but it's shit tons worse than autism.

PS Don't bother coming to England. For your own safety.

1/8/2019 10:47:52 AM



None of that sounds like justice. Just a return to the dark ages. Fuck that.

1/8/2019 12:11:29 PM

SpukiKitty

@Anon-e-moose

Kylo may have usurped Snoke's "Big Bad" position but I truly feel he might have an epiphany and destroy the F.O. from within. I want Ben Solo saved and live a long happy life with the lovely and awesome Rey as they work together as a Jedi Couple with the New Jedi!....

....I WANT MY REYLO GREY JEDI BATTLE COUPLE, DARNIT!

Ben & Rey need to cut the OP down to size.




I'm planning on creating an Alternate take on the Sequel Trilogy that can be taken as either in lieu or in addition to the movies....

I'd rewrite the rathtar bit so it gives the gangs some badass moments and focuses mostly on Han & Chewie. Rey does get to beat up Tasu Leech (the first glimmer of the Force in her, replacing the 'Save Finn from rathtars via security camera bit'), though. Bala-Tik, Tasu, Razoo and a few enforcers survive and board their ships. Rathtars are trapped in the corridors via sliding doors within the grid-like structure.

Starkiller would function in a way that's more believable. Have a mostly intact planet that's the base with the star-sucking part and the shooting part be two separate Death-Star like probes. It also doesn't suck it's own sun. A sun-free planet isn't non-stop winter, it's a lifeless ice cube. Kylo, Rey & Finn would have to fight in super-insulated spacesuits to survive!

Expanded use of Bala-Tik (I wanna bang that sexy elfin Scottish cutie boy), Bazine Netal, Lt. Mitaka, Capt. Peavy (I'll put him in my TFA adaptation as well since he's the actual Captain of the Finalizer) and DJ (I love this guy!).

DJ secretly gives BB-8 the info on First Order weaponry in the event that the mission goes south and DJ has to betray them. DJ may be a jerk but he does have standards and a limited bit of empathy (he might not feel for nameless, faceless Resistance fighters but he kinda likes Finn & Rose and loves his new little buddy, 'Roundy'). I got this idea from an adorable fanfic....
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13104882
....Please read this! It's the cutest thing ever!

He gets hired by the First Order but pulls a reverse of the last time, betraying the First Order and leading to their destruction.

Admiral Ackbar doesn't die right away and works alongside Holdo. Both die when the Raddius goes Kamikaze on The Supremacy.

The Knights of Ren are the new Praetorian Guard (The next movie would likely do this, too. It's obvious!). Kylo/Ben and the Knights have a morally-Grey "Heel-Face" turn of sorts. There's a bunch of infighting, General Hux becomes "MISTER GENERAL FULL PSYCHO CALIGULA REAL BIG BAD FREAK GUY" (there were already signs his disciplined facade was breaking in the movies. Plus; Hux's shrieking ham is terrifyingly memorable) and the F.O. splits into the genuinely evil Hux Faction while another is the morally grey Kylo Faction.

Bala-Tik joins Bazine Netal as F.O. spies. He gets all horn-doggy over her but she never reciprocates. Baz may be sexy but she strikes me as either Asexual or a Lesbian who's REALLY not fond of men (judging by what I've read about her). Bala-Tik does get paired with a sexy but ax-crazy Kanji gal OC who turns out to be Tasu Leech's sister (sure to cause some issues in the future since The Guavians and Kanjiklub are rival Crime Syndicates).

Lt. Mitaka is captured by the Resistance and, while in custody, he realizes the F.O. and Empire are full of crap and becomes a Resistance spy. Mitaka also becomes an item with Kaydel Ko Connix because....The CUTE Awakens, darnit....and they're young adorable Lieutenants from opposite sides! What a concept.

The F.O. under the Hux Faction betrays Bala-Tik and Bazine Netal for "You have outlived your usefulness reasons". Baz goes out in a blaze of glory while Bala-Tik & the Kanji OC escape from an escape pod.

Ben Solo and most of the now-redeemed former Knights of Ren (who were also Luke's students) survive and Ben & Rey build up a new Grey Jedi order that is now learning to not make the same mistakes as before. They are not about repression and balance Light & Dark for the service of Good. Ben & Rey are a couple.

Leia doesn't die; Gets a big reunion with Ben. Lando is a major character. There's definitely an afterlife and the influence of Han & Luke are present. Yes; Luke's Force Ghost will show up. Maz Kanata becomes the Yoda 2.0 she was meant to be and R2-D2 gets a new BB-Astromech body (his memory chip was transferred) and becomes BB-D2 or "Deetoo" for short. Threepio, Deetoo and Beebie are a lovable Droid Trio.

Chewie's family might make a appearance (No Itchy; Itchy was old and died and Lumpy's an adolescent and a lot less irritating). I might add a bit of little Rotta The Hutt (Or 'Stinky') as well (now a Hutt child rather than an infant and turned out to be nicer than his dad. The rare good Hutt).

Otherwise; It pretty much follows the plot and message of the films (At least the first two).


1/8/2019 12:36:53 PM

Dizzy Dream

So much stupid, so little time.

"Men and women must not be allowed to cross dress."

Well there goes Pantomime season. No room for the principle boy or the dame. How could you do that to poor Billy Pierce?

"Men and women can wear whatever clothes they want as long as it is not slutty. All women’s bathing suits MUST cover butt cheeks and boobs since boobs are private parts."

Let me guess, pants on ladies are banned, as are ladies with big boobs from any public spaces because no matter how much she covers up, her boobs will still be on display.

"Pornography should be banned because it causes sex trafficking. Hentai should be banned because it is just plain gross. Sex should only be depicted in movies and TV shows and promiscuity and premarital sex should be promoted as a BAD thing, like in the great classic horror films Halloween, and Nightmare on Elm Street."

In other words, you'd have to ban the Internet because of Rule 34.

"Divorce for Christians should be made illegal and replaced with annulment but annulment should be granted only in cases of actual abusive spouses. Adultry should be punished with fines. Premarital sex like in Merry Old England should be legal, but should not be encouraged in the media."

And what counts as actual abuse? This term is a gold mine for moving the goalposts. And what about non-Christians?

"Stealing most property, destroying property, vandalism, and littering should be punished by fines. Stealing and destroying major property or committing arson should be punished with jail sentences."

This already happens idiot. And funny thing about fines for littering- someone has to catch you in the act.

"Smoking in public should be legalized but fines should be committed if the smoker blows the smoke in someone else’s face. Cigarettes and cigars though should be replaced with the good old fashioned pipes because pipes are less addicting."

Smoking in public is legal for the most part. You can smoke in an open space. It's only in enclosed spaces like pubs and bus stations where you're advised to take it outside. Not a smoker so I don't know whether pipes are less addicting than cigarettes but I do know that cigarettes are colour coded to indicate their strength. (My mother smokes sky blue, the weakest of the bunch.)

"Possessing marijuana and illegal drugs should be punished with jail sentences. Putting pot smokers in jail is rehabilitation because it deprived them of the drug and makes them get clean."

You may now commence laughing at the village idiot. You do realise drugs are often smuggled into prisons and shared among inmates. In some cases, dealers may get jobs in the prison service to sneak them in.

"Insulting the benevolent government should be punished with 5 year jail sentences for treason."

A government that uses torture on its citizens is not benevolent. A government that bans free speech through blasphemy laws is not benevolent.

"Saying actual racist comments(meaning judging people by the content of their color and using the N word, not for showing statistics of poverty and crime since blacks are sadly impoverished because of the Democrats)"


Sure, blame the Democrats, Rightists always do.

"holocaust denial, and promoting communism and socialism should be punished with 5 year jail sentences. Most Trump supporters do not use the n word."

So you'd jail Nick Griffin for his holocaust denial, Jeremy Corbyn for promoting socialism, and anyone who dared to defend the NHS. Most Trump supporter might not use the n word (if we take that claim as true), but they will use other racial slurs. And bear in mind racism is not only about black people. The main target for Trump is Hispanics.

"Blasphemy against the Christian God should be punished by 1 year in jail or a fine of 300 dollars(this law is still on the charter in the State of Massachusetts which I live in)"

I'm guessing that law isn't used much. And if you're going to fine people for saying "God is shit!", at least get the currency right. We use sterling over here, not dollars.

"Prayer should be allowed in public schools. Those of different religions should go to schools of their own religions. "

Prayer is allowed in both public schools and state schools. And there are Christians schools in the UK. For someone who claims to want to reform England, you don't seem to know that much about it.

"Blasphemy against gods of other pagan religions should be punished by mild fines. However criticizing their religions by saying their gods do not exist, or criticizing Jews for not accepting Jesus Christ as their messiah does not count as blasphemy."

Nice get out of jail clause for yourself. And how would you go about that when later on you say...

"The religions that should be banned with jail for 1 year are Satanism, New Agism, Gnosticism, Wicca, the anti Trinitarian heresies, and Druidism because they are all heresies and occult. They as long as fortune tellers, and mediums, as well as those who consult them should be locked up in churches until they repent."

So, blasphemy against Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva is just a small fine but worship of Bran, Cernunnos, Brigantia or Coventina is jail worthy. And you'd jail former archbishop Rowan Williams for being a cultural Druid. And you'd essentially ban the only religion that started in England.

"However blasphemy against Islam, Muhammad, and Allah should be legal and encouraged.

Muslim women can wear hijabs but they must not be allowed to criticize people who don’t wear hijabs and must not be allowed to wear burquas or burkinis."

But burkinis cover the boobs and the butt. Oh, and Allah is the Arabic word for God you nitwit.

"Atheism should be punished with fines because of it’s correlation with socialism and because it promotes doing whatever you want without fear of being judged."

Atheism is simply the non-belief in God and that's it. An atheist can be a capitalist or a socialist. And I'm still guessing you'd want to dismantle the NHS since you hate socialism so much.

"People with severe autism(not people with Asperger’s syndrome which I have been diagnosed with), and people with IQ’s less than 100 should be chemically castrated. So should average thugs that are beyond rehabilitation."

Funny how you exempt yourself from chemical castration. It's like Jonathon Swift's 'A Modest Proposal' Of course the author would love to offer his children as a nice delicacy but his youngest is nine years old and his wife past childbearing.

And as for 'severe autism', I assume you mean "low functioning". Funny thing about functioning levels is, they can change. Support can raise them, trauma can lower them- so all it would take for you to suffer a traumatic event and you might end up in the 'needs castrating camp.' (I'd also question how you'd castrate me, given I don't have anything to castrate.)

And as for your promotion of torture, we have enough human rights abuses in this country as it is. (cough*Stanstead 15*cough*Worthless Crap Assessments*cough, cough.)

1/8/2019 12:43:41 PM

Anon-e-moose

@SpukiKitty

Which only proves that Jerkob's more of a hot mess than Kylo Ren when he thinks "Star Wars", Nintendo & his own mind-spooge of a 'scenario' could credibly combine in ways that not even "Harry Potter" & "Sailor Moon" could.

I've seen "50,000 Shades of Grey" - for £45 - on the shelves of Forbidden Planet in London, along with Dr. Stuart Ashen's other books "Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of" and "Attack of the Flickering Skeletons: More Terrible Old Games You've Probably Never Heard Of" (signed by Ashens himself, natch): yet not a single trace of Theodore 'VD' Beale's Salt-Right 'comic'* "Alt-Zero"

So Jerky-boy's gonna have to step up his game.

*- Strangely enough, I haven't seen hide nor (plastic) hair of the Donald Fart comic "Trump's Titans":





A Rob Liefeld/Nick Simmons-esque ripoff of "Reagan's Raiders" (from the 'Alternative Comics' era in the 1980s) there, either. Yet, via the same comic company 'Keenspot' "The Hunters of Salamanstra" (a "Final Fantasy"-esque scenario featuring a wolfgirl) by John Joseco: creator of the "MLP:FiM"-related Tumblr webcomic "Ask Princess Molestia". /)^3^(\

And unlike "Trump's Titans" & "Alt-Zero", FP stock IDW's "My Little Pony" comics.

Titan Books - the publishing arm of Forbidden Planet, famous for the collected reprints of "Judge Dredd" & many other comics series from "2000 AD" - have brought out a comic adaptation of id Software's game "Quake Champions". And His Excelsior!ness Stan Lee had a cameo in a 'book signing' scene in Forbidden Planet in an episode of Lee's "Lucky Man". So they stock a sci-fantasy comic by the one who brought us a lewd alicorn, but couldn't be arsed to include one of an orange retard.

Least of all a so-called 'comic' by a retard reduced to self-exile in Italy. Such is the power of a comic shop in Britain.

When VD's 'efforts' are a failure like this, what was that about 'infiltrating' our political system to bring about the 'scenario' you want to happen, Jerkob...?!

...but keep watching "London Has Fallen", little left-footer jeans gherkin-jerker: perhaps one day it will become a documentary.

But not today.

1/8/2019 1:27:27 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

@Anon-e-moose:
Needs more pouches.

1/8/2019 1:39:34 PM

SpukiKitty

I remember when Trump was just some snooty Manhattan real estate magnate and somewhat coherent and normal-ish.

Less "Orange Toddler Redneck Wannabee" and more "Kistchy But Glitzy Don Draper Caricature".

Boy; Those were the days.

Yeah; I'm that old.

1/8/2019 1:54:29 PM

hydrolythe

I'm legitly offended. I spent years and years trying to understand the world and now a fool comes along saying: "Look. The Christian God exists so the Christian theocracy is the best form of government." I've thoroughly rejected this hypothesis like I've done with no other hypothesis ever before (Why do you think I say that "being" means "within space-time reality"? It's because I think that the Australian Realists were right in this regard. The fact that it rejects the existence of creator deities is a huge plus this argument brings to the table.), but even then, those Christians still insist on bringing their theocracy to fruition in one way or another. They truly are, as Albert Camus puts it, philosophically suicidal.

1/8/2019 3:02:01 PM

checkmate

Our resident Poe/troll forgot that all Foucault pendulums should be banned, seeing how they are obviously the work of the Devil and a gateway for evil demons into the world. All humans who have ever visited a Foucault pendulum should be executed immediately since they are certainly obsessed.

I visit one pretty often, so I guess I'm toast.

demon gate live

1/8/2019 3:19:38 PM

The Angry Dybbuk

I can't take you seriously, Jake. Your arguments are those of a witless teenager, stunning in their simplicity, internal contradictions, and hypocrisy.

1/9/2019 5:16:11 AM

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