Quote# 141446

[PHILLIP GEORGE, former FSTDT commenter]

Burn witches.

It's a policy statement. How complicated is this? Witch burners have been shunned, ostracized, lampooned, marginalized, discriminated against, deplatformed. Protect your witch burners and they'll protect you.

Jeremy Renner's quasi documentary "Hansel and Gretel" is all the evidence we need.

Note to self: Don't enter residential premises constructed from high sugar content building materials.

Unless YHVH builds a house they labour in vain. I think George Washington thoroughly knew this concept. I think he was hoping his posterity would include a few good witch burners..... Join the dots team.

[DIRK MANLY]

Recall from your nursery rhyme and fairy tale days....

What is the ONE tangible, concrete, objectively identifiable behavior that all witches have in common (even Baba Yaga, a well known witch in a nation whose origins are in the Scythians)?

EATING CHILDREN.

There's a reason Witches were ALWAYS burned at the stake.

There are other indicators (e.g. "casting spells")... but the one thing that every culture notes about witches is killing and eating children.

Phillip George and Dirk Manly, Vox Popoli 13 Comments [12/3/2018 4:33:55 PM]
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Nemo

Problem is, they'll just cast a Flame Freezing Charm and pretend to burn while actually enjoying a tickling sensation.

12/3/2018 6:09:02 PM

Anon-e-moose

After his BS spewed here, P-G has finally gone off the deep end.

If it pleases the court, I would like to submit Exhibit A:

Jeremy Renner's quasi documentary "Hansel and Gretel"


That is all the evidence we need.

On that basis, "Spinal Tap" must be a documentary.

P-G's insanity goes up to '11'.

12/3/2018 6:48:45 PM

Kanna

Way to go, guys, fixing problems that don't exist. Is this what you do when real life is too much for you to deal with?

12/3/2018 7:41:00 PM

SpukiKitty

I doubt folks like myself or KittyKaboom (what happened to her, anyway? I miss that FSTDTer) think kids are tasty.

12/3/2018 11:48:06 PM

Bob Sandvagine

I can't tell if this is serious or not.

12/3/2018 11:59:11 PM



"Jeremy Renner's quasi documentary "Hansel and Gretel" is all the evidence we need. "

Fundie standards of evidence are declining.


12/4/2018 4:38:28 AM

Doubting Thomas

What is the ONE tangible, concrete, objectively identifiable behavior that all witches have in common


They weigh the same as a duck.

12/4/2018 7:24:26 AM

Chloe

And I suppose you want to be paid 6 shillings from the Crown.

12/4/2018 9:30:50 AM

Skide

Hearsay, slander and unrealistic expectations to boot! Just how is a person supposed to put a whole fuckin baby on the table in this economy anyway?!

12/4/2018 9:50:11 AM



Baba Yaga was Russian. Also the blood libel was bullshit. You just want to burn people for believing differently. Not unlike Taliban and Daesh. Phillip George is the same as ever. FSTDT is better without him

12/4/2018 1:41:29 PM

Swede

BURN THE WITCHES PHILLY AND DIRKY!!!

What? You thought YOU would be the ones to determine who the witches are?
*chuckle*
Sorry, dearie, that's not how it works. The witches are just the ones society doesn't like at the moment.
We don't like you.

Yes, murderers have been "shunned, ostracized, lampooned, marginalized, discriminated against, deplatformed".
Oh, and sentenced to long prison terms.

Are you thinking about A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift?
Or are you not thinking at all? Old Brothers Grimm tales is all the intellectual prowess your brain is able for?

Witches were MOSTLY hanged, drowned, decapitated. Some where burned, yes, but VERY, VERY FAR from ALWAYS, honey-bun.

12/4/2018 4:03:37 PM

Titania

Good luck with that, first you have to PROVE that someone is a witch. With the witch-hunts of the old days, thing is: if you REALLY DID have magical powers, why WOULD you put up with being done to death so horribly? Obviously they wouldn't have.

As for eating children, YEAH RIGHT!

12/4/2018 11:26:15 PM

SpukiKitty

I have to laugh at a guy who calls himself "Dirk Manly". Overcompensating much?

12/5/2018 10:39:24 PM

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