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Actually, I am posting on HERE and on Facebook that the return of the Lord is very NEAR so when millions of people disappear from the face of the earth in our generation just remember this comment. I have a few videos on Youtube about what will occur after that. I pray you’ll watch them and turn to Christ yourself at that time. [If not before] In Christ, dana

Dana, Quora 6 Comments [11/4/2018 11:50:46 AM]
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checkmate

when millions of people disappear from the face of the earth in our generation just remember this comment.


"Honey, have you noticed that millions of people have disappeared from the face of the earth? What do you think happened? Did you see anything on the news? Want some more meatloaf?"

"No, nothing on the news, but I do seem to remember a comment I read on the internet a few years ago. I guess that explains it. Something about the return of the Lord. Millions? Really? Hmm. Yeah, seconds on meatloaf would be great."

11/4/2018 12:07:31 PM

Anon-e-moose

the return of the Lord is very NEAR


The (C)Rapture - including the s(h)ite Ruptured Retards - has had the piss ripped out of it in front of millions of British TV viewers in an edition of the BBC comedy quiz game "QI". A quote by it's host Stephen Fry:

The Rapture is imminent


You'd do well to crack open the Oxford English Dictionary, find that bolded word and study very carefully it's definition, Dumba.

11/4/2018 1:22:33 PM

K

I think maybe tgere are two to four people on Earth at any time who will qualify for the rapture.
So we probably didn't notice it.

If we do, if God announces the Rapture happened, and everyone in church today failed to make the cut, there will be a few million sore losers taking to the streets, pulling their pastors out of cars, breaking church windows...

11/4/2018 1:25:29 PM

Happy Atheist

Millions of people disappearing at once, eh? How many millions?

250,000 people disappear in the UK in a year alone, and the UK is pretty small. Spread that amongst the total population of the world, and a few million in a single day probably wouldn't be noticed.

11/4/2018 2:44:40 PM

Indicible

Sure thing. In the meantime, we get to mock them for the morons they are, for believing in a promise two millenia overdue.

11/5/2018 3:57:43 AM

Swede

It's been very NEAR, for thousands of years, honey. He promised to return within the lifetime of his disciples, after all.

Have you notices that about 625 000 Rohingya people have been driven from their homes in Burma, and are now refugees in Bangladesh?
No? Why then would we notice a few million supposedly devote Christians disappearing from all over the world.

11/5/2018 5:11:25 AM

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