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society666, Twitter 13 Comments [10/4/2018 7:28:29 PM]
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antichrist

Sweet, I'm all in!

Should I hold my breath waiting for the big bucks to start rollin' in?

10/4/2018 8:11:53 PM

WhiteNoise

One would expect that, if the Illuminati exists, they would be able to afford their own mail server and people who can speak coherently.

10/4/2018 9:55:49 PM

pyro

Hey, I signed joinilluminatiworldwide4@gmail.com up for a few mailing lists. Hope they don't mind :-)

10/4/2018 10:22:12 PM

Doubting Thomas

Why does this sound like a multilevel marketing sales pitch? It's like I'm waiting for the next line to say that all I have to do is sell steak knives and get a bunch of people to sign up under me.

10/5/2018 6:51:59 AM

Doubting Thomas

@WhiteNoise

Yeah, I did notice that the powerful, rich group running the entire world has to use gmail.

10/5/2018 6:53:12 AM

HotaruSobotka

Again with this spammy nonsense?

10/5/2018 4:51:40 PM

K'Zad Bhat

@Doubting Thomas

Don't worry, it is not your typical MLM! There's only three levels! There's you (the Mark), there's this guy (middle marketer), and his customers (companies getting your phone number and e-mail address). So, actually even worse than multilevel marketing, because with MLM, you at least have a chance of a making money if you're willing to screw your friends. This way, you only get a shitload of spam, and you can't even eat it.

10/5/2018 8:07:24 PM

dxdydz

I'm already a member. Turns out that once you go into the sciences you are endowed with the knowledge that the moon is a hologram, π is rational, and reptoids are real, hence the Illuminati gives you free membership.

10/5/2018 9:03:40 PM

Citizen Justin

"Hi, my sister-in-law makes $1200 a day. She has found the secret to working from home. If you would like to know the secret yourself, send Citizen Justin $150 for an introductory pack."

10/6/2018 3:39:31 AM

Token Atheist

Is it $10M or $1M USD that you get monthly? It seems to go back and forth.

10/6/2018 1:33:10 PM

Anon-e-moose

Just enrol me into the Illoonymati.

You can take the registration fees out of my first payment. Then send me the rest as per your statement.

...and that's where the scammer's idea screeched to a halt. [/419eater.com]

10/7/2018 10:11:01 AM

Skareamoose

Confirms my belief that 99% of Twwitter's member s are twits.

10/7/2018 11:38:16 AM

antichrist

*update*

I can't believe it, but I still haven't received my 10 million bucks!

Where's my money, motherfucker?

10/9/2018 6:30:24 AM

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