Quote# 140376

"The Failed Legacy Speaks"




Transcript:
Barack Obama (presumably)
All this talk about the economy. Let's not forget...uhh...when this recovery began - back in...uhh...2015! We didn't have all this strife and division. This persecution of FBI and DOJ...the racism.

Cable Guy:
Cable Guy here. Gotta admire your style, Barack! All those pauses to admire your profound pontificatin'...the way you look down your nose at the useful idiots...classic! None of 'em wanna hear how you were too much of a boob to destroy American in eight whole years. Then along comes this Trump feller getting it turned around in one year--in spite of looney tune dimocrats and their pet media!

But ain't that the point of Marxism? All nations must be the same, which means the West has to take a dive. You tried to do that with your job-killin' regs; your race baitin'; crooked FBI, DOJ, IRS, EPA and all that alphabet soup! Your hold-over stooges are still throwin' wrenches in the works, and we gotta admire that kinda loyalty!

But you're takin' too much credit, Mr. O. Could it be you're a useful idiot yourself? It ain't just Trump that has an IQ way higher than yours--there's also that infernal dude that pulls a lot of puppet strings, a dude you don't even believe in!

Hold still while I find me a fly swat--there's somethin' on your shoulder. And keep showin' the voters who and what dimocrats really are!



Mick Williams, Disqus - Faith & Religion 20 Comments [9/12/2018 1:43:07 AM]
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Malingspann

Cable Guy:
Cable Guy here. Gotta remind you of some FACTS about this Trump feller, Barack:

- Trump has an IQ way higher than yours

- Trump's tears cure cancer. Too bad he ain't ever cried. Ever.

- Trump's ten feet tall, weighs two tons, breathes fire, could eat a chain saw and take a shotgun blast standing.

- Contrary to popular belief, America ain't no democracy, it's a Trumptatorship.

- Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Donald Trump.

9/12/2018 2:45:11 AM

Timjer

As usual there are more things wrong with Mick's work than one can list in a lifetime, but one thing stands out here for me: why is Obama caucasian? No, seriously, now I'm just more confused than usual.

9/12/2018 3:26:44 AM

Jocasta McFucken

It's been a while since we posted our thoughts in a place where Mick can see them, so if you have a Disqus account:

https://disqus.com/home/discussion/channel-asthedykturns/micks_latest_96/

9/12/2018 5:13:39 AM

creativerealms

To be this detached from reality lol.

9/12/2018 5:19:14 AM

Doubting Thomas

Why did he make Obama look white?

9/12/2018 6:06:43 AM

Thinking Allowed

It looks like Mick's orange Crayola marker is running dry.

Also, Larry the Cable Guy isn't that eloquent.

9/12/2018 8:12:14 AM

Anon-e-moose

Reduced to attacking someone who's no longer in the White House.

Scared much, Dick Willy...?!

When even useless idiots aren't useful enough - as this quote demonstrates - then Dicky-boy & all his ilk know they have problems: because they know that time is short.

Tick-tock, tick-tock...! >:D


9/12/2018 8:53:44 AM

creativerealms

No president has tried to destroy America. As much as I hate Trump I believe he is doing what he thinks is best for America. Why is it too hard to the right to realise that about Obama. Even if you hate the man he did what he thought was best for America.

9/12/2018 9:00:35 AM

Adey

That's Obama??

It looks and sounds more like Pence.

9/12/2018 10:16:29 AM

Zinnia

@creativerealms:

Sadly, I suspect his "what's best for America" is for all white people to worship him as a God among men, and all non-white people to be forced to leave and never return. His ego could accept no other possibility.

9/12/2018 3:12:01 PM

creativerealms

@Zinnia

I don't doubt that. I just don't get why people think Obama hates America. Why would he become president if he hated America. So yeah I believe all politicians love this country even if their idea for making this country better might be screwed up and actually make things much worse.

9/12/2018 3:14:32 PM

Stronius

Did Rod Sterling's estate finally sue this talentless hack for his shameless slandering of the man's image, or something? Why the hell else did he suddenly shift to using Larry the mother-fucking Cable guy?

9/12/2018 3:25:57 PM

Nemo

I might be wrong, but isn't Larry the Cable Guy a persona played by a person who is actually a liberal?

9/12/2018 5:13:14 PM

DarkPhoenix

I just don't get why people think Obama hates America.


Because in their world, you're either with them or you hate America. It's quite simple.

I might be wrong, but isn't Larry the Cable Guy a persona played by a person who is actually a liberal?


Yes to persona, but I wasn't able to find out what his actual political leanings are. Ironically, Larry the Cable Guy is supposed to be making fun of idiots like Mick. Guess he missed it.

And man, Mick's art seems to be getting worse. It's supposedly Obama, but it looks more like Mike Pence with a bad haircut.

9/12/2018 7:30:17 PM

Jocasta McFucken

I might be wrong, but isn't Larry the Cable Guy a persona played by a person who is actually a liberal?


It wouldn't be the first time Mick missed the fucking boat.

9/12/2018 8:11:33 PM

Grey Rook

@DarkPhoenix: More to the point, he's black. Also, he disagrees with them, and as everyone knows, people who are different cannot be good.

In short, tribalism.

9/13/2018 1:43:58 AM

Doubting Thomas

@creativerealms

I just don't get why people think Obama hates America.


It's very simple. Conservatives think that all liberals hate America. Conservatives think that America is God, guns, the flag, coal jobs, white people, "helping" poor people by telling them to get a job, low taxes, and getting as rich as you possibly can. Since liberals (meaning anyone to the left of Rush Limbaugh) are often supportive of policies which either don't fully support these things or stand in their way, they think that all liberals hate America. In actuality, they don't hate America, just conservatives' idea of what it should be.

9/13/2018 6:18:17 AM

SpukiKitty

@Doubting Thomas

And they have a weird delusion that a homeless, 2000 year old proto-Hippie Mid-Eastern-Jewish itinerant-Rabbi avatar of the Hebrew Deity they allegedly worship is just like them.

Even the scary vengeful version of Bible-God was a big stickler for the importance of Charity and helping the poor, the refugee, the "little guy".

It's like their understanding of The Bible is....
* Deity was violent and ordered genocide.
* Deity is very Patriarchal.
* The citizens of Sodom wanted to rape Lot's Angelic guests....thus, "Gay is BAD!".
* David and Solomon are considered great Biblical Heroes and were SUPER RICH, thus Rich = Awesome!
* Jesus said to believe in Him and all sins are removed.
* Paul said we're saved by Faith, not works.
....It's very shallow. Add a few sanitized versions of famous Bible stories from kiddie Bibles (with characters drawn like they're ethnically indigenous to Northern England) and "POOF", FRUMMIES-A-PLENTY!

I wish a literal Parousia would happen. I'd love to see these turkey's heads explode when when a weirdly luminescent but scruffy and swarthy Mid-Eastern guy who resembles a cross between a Woodstock '69 attendant and Osama Bin Laden stands before them.

9/13/2018 9:43:35 AM

The Reptilian Jew

Man, that's the whitest Obama I've ever fucking seen.

9/13/2018 3:01:03 PM



And now under Mick's hero we have Russian influence. Nick is still going on about Obama to try to distract from



Mueller
Ain't
going
Away

9/13/2018 5:01:31 PM

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