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I'm pretty sure all the sane Palestinians fucked off to Egypt, Jordan, or some other shithole decades ago. The only Palestinians around nowadays are a bunch of crazies who hate Israel either because they are honest to god Islamofascists (who claim to be socialists like Yasser Arafat) or because they're psycho fundie Muslims (Hamas). The entire Palestinian nation exists to fight Israel every step of the way, that's why Mickey Mouse in Palestine teaches kids to blow themselves up in the fight against the Jews, and why they have little kids throw rocks at Israeli soldiers. They're straight up animals.

Not that Israel is much better. They like to present themselves as secular and shit, but the amount of secular Israelis is declining fast since their birth rate is shit compared to the ultra-Orthodox Jews. Funny enough, these Jews have pretty similar beliefs to Muslims. You know, oppressing women, tossing gays off buildings (like the Book of Leviticus commands), and killing anyone who disagrees with them (like Baruch Goldstein). These Jews are the future of Israel. Enjoy getting flogged for eating a ham sandwich while visiting Israel.

Give it fifty years, and there won't be anything distinguishing Israel from her neighbors other than Israelis scream "oy vey" instead of "Allahu Akbar". But I'm an optimist, so let's hope in fifty years that the sandniggers turn into glassniggers once Israel, Pakistan, Iran, and whoever else start flinging nukes around.

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