Today's Laugh 8-7-18
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Medical scan: Ocasio-Cortez
Test result: Liberal indoctrination
Spirit scan:
(Ocasio-Cortez simultaneously speaking with demon): Support Palestine! Election fraud is justified! Down with police! Free everything!
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Umm.... Mick really needs to stop calling these "laughs." Because anyone who finds this even mildly amusing has to have a very disturbed mind. Unless, of course, Mick is really satirizing right wing thought and is just a Poe.
Trump Derangement Syndrome in Dick Willy: Confirmed.
Why so insecure ? Checkmated Lady has locked down her channel, so you tell me Dicko.
Wait, liberal indoctrination is butterflies? One of the most beautiful things in the world?
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What is conservative indoctrination, then? Rotting carcasses? Maggots? The goo in the tomb they found/openend in Egypt this spring, that was so foul that the explorers had to evacuate for a time to let the worst of the odor dissipate?
Addendum: Mick says globalists opinions not their own
Not "globalist" here but for fucks sake. Evangelicals threw their own fucking dogma and beliefs under the bus to suit Trump. And agree with every fucking word he fucking says. They are so full if shit and lack any kind of real thought. A globalist might not have own opinions, but they have more cognitive capabilities than the evangelicals
Is Mick from New York? If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have heard of her. A quick search suggests that the majority of news outlets reporting on her are from New York state, she's not big news elsewhere.
I mean, if she wins the general election in Novemember, it will be bigger news, but at that point might also be drowned out by lots of equally big news related to the election.
Though even if he's not from New York, I can understand why he's picking on her: If she wins, she'll set the record for youngest Governor, and has openly described herself as a "democratic socialist". Also, being non-white and a woman doesn't help.
A quick search suggests that the majority of news outlets reporting on her are from New York state, she's not big news elsewhere.
Nope, but Fox News WANTS to make her big news, because she's an outspoken... *gasp* SOCIALIST! And we all know how US conservatives get when they hear THAT word. Fox Spews is on a mission to turn her into the new Democrat boogeyman.
@ Zinnia
I wouldn't have heard of her either if I hadn't seen right-wing caricatures of her (Ben Garrison also does them). They must be really worried about her.
@ Swede
Seeing butterflies that aren't there is meant to be a sign of madness (it was also used in the film 'Kingsman: The Golden Circle'). Like pink elephants are if the person is having a drunk hallucination.
Funny how fundies think making sure people can make a living wage and can live decent lives is demonic.
Not just fundies. It's been a core tenet of the Republican Party since Ronald Reagan. Apparently, it's horribly evil to help the poor and downtrodden, because they won't learn that getting out of poverty is just a matter of picking yourself up by your bootstraps!
I only wish I was kidding.
@ Zinnia
I wouldn't have heard of her either if I hadn't seen right-wing caricatures of her (Ben Garrison also does them). They must be really worried about her.
I don't think they're really worried about her, specifically. I just think they think they can use "SOCIALIST!" as a rallying point for their idiot base. You know, the ones that are now wearing shirts like these:
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Yeah, they probably haven't thought this plan through very well.
@Doubting Thomas
"Mick really needs to stop calling these 'laughs.'"
Oh, I'm not sure about that. I occasionally laugh when I see his "work".
"Because anyone who finds this even mildly amusing has to have a very disturbed mind."
Well, I can't deny the disturbed part.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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