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How the rightful heir to the throne of England can be restored to the throne.

I realized that since the legal system in the UK has the monarch give royal assent to laws passed, it would be impossible to use the system to change the monarchy.

Because of that, I propose that the secret organization, infiltrates the US government having members of the organization becoming President and members of Congress, so that the US government can use the CIA to kidnap a child heir to the throne from the line of primogeniture to raise to become King or Queen and invade the United Kingdom to put that person on the throne(of course if the heir is still a child, when it happens, there will be a regent until the monarch comes of age).

Jacob Harrison, FSTDT Forums 214 Comments [7/22/2018 2:28:56 PM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

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Skide

Of course you do. By wchich I mean, you do make a great case as for why we must put much more funding in the mental institutions across the US. In any sane country you would most probably be force fed your baby meal through a straw by now.

7/22/2018 2:46:31 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

Any bets on how long it will take for Jacob Harrison to "discover" that the real Rightful Heir™ of England is no one else than... Jacob Harrison?

7/22/2018 2:53:36 PM

Newfaceofrev

That's a fuckload of effort and death to install a monarch that nobody will even listen to.

7/22/2018 2:54:12 PM

Kanna

I regret to say that we are returning your manuscript, largely unread, as the situations you describe are about half a millennium out of date. This is a reputable business. We seek works of serious scholarship; we do not publish sci-fi.

7/22/2018 3:34:24 PM



In no way is any of this seem like a good idea nor is any of it legal not to mention it's completely pointless

7/22/2018 3:40:03 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Let me guess; this child's name is Baron?

7/22/2018 3:40:46 PM

Citizen Justin

Game of Thrones is fiction, pal.

7/22/2018 3:52:28 PM

checkmate

there will be a regent until the monarch comes of age


Oh goody, let it be me me me me me me me! Yes! Then I can pull a Richard III on him and rule the world, Buwahahahaha.

7/22/2018 4:06:35 PM

ChrisBP747

I guess the concept of a constitutional monarchy flies right over Jacob Harrisons head. Don't even see the point really. Why would the US want to invade the UK? What would be the gain?

7/22/2018 6:21:31 PM



His reaction to that question was MUH PROPERTY RIGHTS! MUH MONARCHY!

Let alone that this is a guy who was convinced to oink on YouTube for five minutes and thinks he can handle a huge conspiracy.

7/22/2018 6:57:27 PM

HotaruSobotka

Good lord and lady, there are already enough nutjobs claiming to be "royal". Ken Stephen Pochinko, Maria Fairolaine Pulmano Cuyos, Maureen Emily Cragg, Ryan Webster (aka that Bieber loving "Stuart-Romanov" guy) and Marketa Barborikova "Linden Windsor". Do we really need another one.

7/22/2018 8:25:08 PM

Titania

I guess Harold Godwinson fathered some children, before he copped that arrow in the eye. If they have descendants, then I guess you have a claimant for the throne.

Good luck with that, sunshine. :-/

7/22/2018 8:35:31 PM

Jacob Harrison

I traced the legitimate line of succession after doing research and figuring out that Henry II’s marriage was illegitimate because Eleanor of Aquitaine was his third cousin which violated the Roman Catholic Canon law of Consanguinity making all his descendants illegitimate.

I therefore traced the line of male primogeniture of the descendants of William the Conqueror’s eldest daughter Adela of Normandy, since the legitimate descendant’s of William’s sons were all dead upon the death of Henry II.

The rightful heirs are also the heirs to the Kingdom’s of France, Navarre, and the Two Sicilies.

I am making an animated YouTube movie documenting what happened in a parralel universe where he became King of those Kingdoms. Things go great until his wife has sex with a descendant of Sir Lancelot. Then disaster happens.

I am almost done with the animation, so it will hopefully be uploaded soon.

7/25/2018 9:23:11 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

I am making an animated YouTube movie documenting what happened in a parralel universe where he became King of those Kingdoms. Things go great until his wife has sex with a descendant of Sir Lancelot. Then disaster happens.

...again?

You know, if every timeline where a king from an alternative line of succession ends up with a repetition of the fall of Camelot except worse, maybe God actually does want the Windsors on the throne?

7/25/2018 9:48:44 AM

Jacob Harrison

God did not intend for the disaster to happen, it is the sinful human’s decision to have extramarital sex that caused events leading to the disaster.

7/25/2018 10:16:00 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

@Jacob Harrison:
If Lance+Jenny 2.0 make that very same sinful decision in every. single. timeline, one should start to get suspicious...

Or maybe, Britain should get rid of the monarchy altogether. No crown, no queen, no royal adultery, no disaster!

Actually, I think that would probably be what would actually happen if you somehow were to convince everyone that, for most of the country's history, its monarchs and governments had been illegitimate, rather than someone with such a distant claim getting recognised and crowned.

7/25/2018 10:27:56 AM

Jacob Harrison

I never said that the same decision is made in every single alternate timeline.

And I said that it is legally impossible to abolish the monarchy in the U.K. because the monarch gives assent to laws so they would never give assent to the abolition.

My original plan in this universe was going to involve the organization secretly infiltrating British parliament but then I realized that the monarchs has power to refuse assent to the changing of the monarchy, which is why England needs a foreign invasion to change the monarchy.

7/25/2018 2:27:54 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

I never said that the same decision is made in every single alternate timeline.

But the queen always ends up having an affair with Lancelot's descendant (who does not exist) that dooms everyone.

And I said that it is legally impossible to abolish the monarchy in the U.K. because the monarch gives assent to laws so they would never give assent to the abolition.

It would not be the first time such a thing happened.

My original plan in this universe was going to involve the organization secretly infiltrating British parliament but then I realized that the monarchs has power to refuse assent to the changing of the monarchy, which is why England needs a foreign invasion to change the monarchy.

Why is foreign invasion, unlike seemingly all other circumstances, a legitimate way to change monarchs?

7/25/2018 2:41:18 PM

Jacob Harrison

1. Well I admitted that I made up the previous timeline where the Yorkist heir gets restored to the throne do to my further research on English history, and the timeline I brought up is the real alternate timeline. http://forums.fstdt.net/index.php?topic=7946.0

2. It is very unlikely that the Windsor’s would give such an assent.

3. A Foreign invasion of the U.K. is legitimate because it is overthrowing the illegitimate government and restoring the legitimate government back into power.

7/25/2018 3:07:03 PM

Anon-e-moose

It is very unlikely that the Windsor’s would give such an assent


A Foreign invasion of the U.K. is legitimate




Prince Harry is an AH-64 Apache pilot in the British Army; he's even taken out a senior Taliban leader in Afghanistan with a Hellfire laser-guided missile.

Good luck with that, Jerkob.

Meghan Markle - who is Foreign - is now a member of the House of Windsor.

You've frankly got more chance of getting Arnold Schwarzenegger to help you in your 'cause'. GET TO DA CHOPPAH!

Also:





Empress Elizabeth vi Britannia. [/"Code Geass"]

She couldn't do any worse than your 'Hero', Jerkob: and the 21st Century 'Smoking Gun Tape' proves that Donald Fart committed Adultery.

A Foreign invasion of the U.S. is legitimate because it is overthrowing the illegitimate government. Because it's utterly impossible for Hillary Clinton to have done any worse than the retard-in-chief of the most illegitimate government in US history.

Putain's Poodle: who can't keep it in his trousers. Bill - and therefore Hillary - Did Nothing Wrong.

Nor has the House of Windsor.

And you don't have the right to think otherwise, Jerkob.

All you have are just pipe dreams, little boy.

7/25/2018 4:04:59 PM

Jacob Harrison

Now I finished the animation documenting the events in the parralel universe where the rightful heir is restored to his throne until his wife’s adulterous affair with Lancelot’s descendant screws everything up.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=36PJHiXXZAw

7/28/2018 3:08:52 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

@Jacob Harrison:
Let me give you some earnest, if harsh, advice;
It is best if you give up that YouTube animation gig. You clearly are completely devoid of talent as an animator, voice actor or storyteller.
If you truly believe this story to be true, rather than just making it up for attention, you are clearly suffering from severe mental illness and should seek psychiatric treatment immediately. If you are driven by attention-seeking, I assure you that there is such a thing as bad publicity.
For a cautionary tale, look up a certain Christian Weston Chandler. I assure you, you do not want to head down his path.

7/28/2018 4:07:15 PM



The animation was atrocious. Sadly it was the best part of the video.

7/29/2018 4:42:37 AM

Jacob Harrison

But the ending shows the horrible consequences of committing adultry and therefore teaches a good moral lesson.

7/30/2018 6:29:08 AM

Anon-e-moose

Watching that vid, the likes of Stan Lee, Don Bluth, and Keiji Gotoh have nothing to worry about, Jerkob.

And when even the Master of Surreal Flash Anims Joel Veitch has done adverts for credit card companies, a major music video channel: and he took on the monolithic Coca-Cola in court: and won, all I can say is don't give up your day job, little boy.

...oh, wait. You probably won't have one of those.

Not when future employers see what's on your CV.

You should look at Keiji Gotoh's, Jerkob. Not for nothing is he one of Japan's major anime directors, animators & character designers.

Let us know when you start even slightly denting the shadow of the masterpieces by the post-Osamu Tezuka God of Anime, Hayao Miyazaki.

7/30/2018 8:38:56 AM

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