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[Serious] Incels are the coolest and most interesting people on earth

Not even bullshitting, but ive been incel all my life (im 31) and have always gravitated towards other incels even before i knew what the term was. What i can tell you is that there is no other group of people id rather hang out with than incels. i only want females for sex, but as soon as that need is taken care of, incels are the guys i want to call up and hang out with. Normies, chads, chadlites, femoids, etc. all have shitty and boring personalities. from being locked up in my room for the majority of my existence, i have learned unfathomable amounts of facts and other information from the internet (my true father). i am well versed in various topics such as:

-sports (football, basketball, boxing, mma, etc.)
-nutrition/gymcelling
-movies (seen thousands of movies, domestic and foreign. and not just norm-shit movies like 50 shades of grey or ted)
-television (modern TV is cucked but i used to watch shows like married with children and many others)
-arts and crafts
-music (huge old school hip hop and rock fan. foreign music as well)
-video games (ive played every genre you can imagine and had almost every sytem dating back to NES)
-politics
-philosophical topics (theories on space, on afterlife, on religion, etc.)
-fashion (i dont spend money on clothes these days but i keep up with trends and i am a fan of watches)

the list goes on and im 10000% certain that you other incels are just as interesting. the reason we dont get along with most of society is because we are TOO SMART and TOO interesting for the average fucking normie. we have nothing to talk about with them because THEY have nothing to talk about other than last nights episode of "insert shit tv show" and whatever popular pop star is currently trending. there is a wealth of knowledge that we have that norms never needed to acquire since they were able to get by on looks alone. another thing about incels is that we are usually the funniest, most quick-witted people and have a great sense of humor. Just look at the memes we create. our sarcastic wit is unmatched. have u ever tried to watch a normie/female stand up comedian? cringe worthy shit at best. they cant even come close to true incel comedians like george carlin, martin lawrence, etc.

ive always yearned for friends that i can sit back with and discuss which resident evil game was the best. was it 2? or maybe 4? which zelda was the best? twilight princess? majoras mask? Was die hard 1 better than the professional? was predator better than terminator? Whats the best FPS of all time? half life 2? goldeneye 64? You cant have these sort of convos with norms because not only can they not participate or add insightful input, but they also will just label you as a nerd. Incels are the only people truly capable of having intelligent convos about some of the topics i listed. a fucking norm will start to feel uncomfortable and switch the topic over to current trends as soon as he/she can. also, from my personal experience, an incel can verbally destroy a normie/chad in a debate due to our quick-witted minds that we developed over the years. unless you are an autist or some shit. cheer up incels, we really do have the best personalities. i know it doesnt help much since looks are the only thing that matters, but i love you guys:feelsokman:

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