masturbation is selfish sex, alot of preachers talk about it as being selfish sex.
it says in the bible that if u look at someone sexually cut out ur eyes, if u touch som1 sexually cut off ur hand. in masturbation u must b thinking bout som1 sexually ......
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You don't have to be thinking about someone sexually to masturbate, although I usually do. Does it cease to be selfish if I get someone else involved? Oh, and the Bible is full of backwards-thinking shit.
t says in the bible that if u look at someone sexually cut out ur eyes, if u touch som1 sexually cut off ur hand. in masturbation u must b thinking bout som1 sexually ......"
I bet he actually tried to cut out his brain after he heard a preacher preach that.
"it says in the bible that if u look at someone sexually cut out ur eyes, if u touch som1 sexually cut off ur hand. in masturbation u must b thinking bout som1 sexually ......"
And history and experience tell us that repression increases the rate of sex crimes.
I know what I would prefer. Masturbation >>>>> Rape.
I'm not sure how doing something to and for myself, which interferes in no possible way to anybody else in the world is selfish. Is eating a pop-tart selfish? Enjoying music? Feeling the wind in my hair?
Alot of preachers talk a lot of stupid shit. Don't believe all that you hear.
Have you plucked out your eyes when you have lusted? Surely you aren't saying you have never lusted. Puberty don't work that way.
And what does the bible say should be cut off when pee-pull uze annoying typing styles b-cause they think it's cute? Learn to spell, learn to capitalize, and come back when you are sober.
Thinking about sex is a sin, so I recommend you cut out your brain. What? You don't have much of a brain? Hmm. Well, thinking about sex causes you to lust in your heart, so why not cut out your heart. Go ahead, I'll wait.
I nominate this guy for the stupidest username ever.
masturbation is selfish sex You can talk about selfish after you've become a team player.
Every time I read something like this, I become more and more grateful for my parents, who made sure to impress on me that while sex has consequences, it's not evil.
so if I masturbate, I should share it with someone, so I won't be selfish? Wow, you fundies are freakier than I thought.
in masturbation u must b thinking bout som1 sexually ......
I think about Tifa from Final Fantasy VII, not technically a real "someone" in the world, but the way she shoves her boobies out after a battle... or... OH... sometimes the viewpoint gives you that ass shot... oh yeah... just thinking about it now... makes me... OH... OHHHH... FUCK... OHHHH!!!
LOL. JEOMK.
Ooh what mischief I can summon with a few commas...
"it says in the bible that if u look at someone, sexually cut out ur eyes, if u touch som1, sexually cut off ur hand."
I'm not selfish, I'll let you watch if you really want to.
These damn Christians are fucking OBSESSED with sex though, 'oooh we've got to keep sex pure and special' I guess it stems from the view that women are only good for sex and housework. 'I can't masturbate or buy a dishwasher because then I'd have no reason to love my wife'.
He can't spell "about", "you", "your", "be", or "someone", but he can spell "masturbation". Hmmmmm....
One: If you're going to refer something in your precious holy bible, use proper grammar.
Two: Don't rely on preachers too much as a source for what is said in the bible. They tend add in their own personal flare.
Three: Speaking of personal flare, since you now preach it now you must practice it! *hands you a butcher knife*
Have fun!
Should I cut off my cock or gouge out my brains ohh I'm so confused!
I'll have to do both
(Editor's note: Naturally_Deselected was found dead with an ice-cream scooper in his brain. His genitals remained intact- presumably he planned to take care of that second.)
No, it doesn't freaking say that! Jesus was talking about greed and stuff! Do you know how often Jesus mentioned sexual sin? A grand total of ONCE.
I really don't see where people get this "Christianity = sexual repression" stuff; it was basically invented in England by the Puritans, and strengthened by the @&%$ing Victorians! If these people read the Song of Solomon, or the Book of Ezekiel ... *headsplodey*
Um no, it says if your right eye OFFENDS you, then you pluck it out. If your right hand OFFENDS you, then you cut it off. Neither my right eye nor my right hand have ever said anything offensive to me.
Oh and how do you know what people fap to?
(By the way, everyone faps to something different. No generalization works here.)
Confused?
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