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masturbation is selfish sex, alot of preachers talk about it as being selfish sex.
it says in the bible that if u look at someone sexually cut out ur eyes, if u touch som1 sexually cut off ur hand. in masturbation u must b thinking bout som1 sexually ......

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Jed

You don't have to be thinking about someone sexually to masturbate, although I usually do. Does it cease to be selfish if I get someone else involved? Oh, and the Bible is full of backwards-thinking shit.

8/14/2006 7:26:37 AM

NotMe

t says in the bible that if u look at someone sexually cut out ur eyes, if u touch som1 sexually cut off ur hand. in masturbation u must b thinking bout som1 sexually ......\"


I bet he actually tried to cut out his brain after he heard a preacher preach that.

8/14/2006 7:37:23 AM

Winston Jen

\"it says in the bible that if u look at someone sexually cut out ur eyes, if u touch som1 sexually cut off ur hand. in masturbation u must b thinking bout som1 sexually ......\"

And history and experience tell us that repression increases the rate of sex crimes.

I know what I would prefer. Masturbation >>>>> Rape.

8/14/2006 7:55:23 AM

Incubusion

There is to be no joy. There is to be no pleasure. Natural is disgusting. Cut. Destroy. Reverse the good feeling. Obey. You are not to be unique. You are not to have seperate desires. You are not one. You are we. We are Legion.

8/14/2006 9:36:01 AM

dykitty

Nice god you have there. Make sure the sex drive is one of the strongest urges that human beings have and then if you respond to it in any way, be horribly punished because of it.


8/14/2006 10:06:20 AM

Redhunter

I'm not sure how doing something to and for myself, which interferes in no possible way to anybody else in the world is selfish. Is eating a pop-tart selfish? Enjoying music? Feeling the wind in my hair?

Alot of preachers talk a lot of stupid shit. Don't believe all that you hear.

Have you plucked out your eyes when you have lusted? Surely you aren't saying you have never lusted. Puberty don't work that way.

And what does the bible say should be cut off when pee-pull uze annoying typing styles b-cause they think it's cute? Learn to spell, learn to capitalize, and come back when you are sober.

8/14/2006 10:25:30 AM

Luffy

God sure does care about a lot of pointless crap.

8/14/2006 12:33:55 PM

William duBois

Ye gods, that screenname hurts my eyes, almost as much as the post itself. Perhaps gouging them out /is/ a good idea...

8/14/2006 12:53:44 PM

MD20/20

NotMe

From the looks of this post, I would say he was successful.

8/14/2006 1:27:56 PM

David D.G.

This poster makes a couple of excellent points -- against preachers and the Bible.


~David D.G.

8/14/2006 1:34:26 PM

TDR

another repressed christian teen...

8/14/2006 1:52:27 PM

Nicole

So then if sex is bad and if masturbation is bad, just cut off your penis and be done with it. Everyone will be happier.

8/14/2006 2:05:36 PM

Napoleon the Clown

...No....

8/14/2006 2:55:09 PM

Dante's Virgil

So...give yourself a lobotomy?

I agree with Nicole. If it's that big of a problem for you, just cut the damn thing off and then you won't have to worry anymore.

8/14/2006 3:32:05 PM

ND

Go ahead, cut it off then.

8/14/2006 3:52:37 PM

Papabear

Thinking about sex is a sin, so I recommend you cut out your brain. What? You don't have much of a brain? Hmm. Well, thinking about sex causes you to lust in your heart, so why not cut out your heart. Go ahead, I'll wait.

I nominate this guy for the stupidest username ever.

8/14/2006 3:58:13 PM

ProperJob

How DARE you experience passion or emotion! God gave you those things to TEST you!

8/14/2006 5:50:38 PM

Blurb

If you ever do get laid, don't have kids. If you ever have kids DO NOT homeschool.

8/14/2006 5:52:28 PM

Amos

masturbation is selfish sex
You can talk about selfish after you've become a team player.

8/14/2006 6:03:16 PM

Libkitten

Every time I read something like this, I become more and more grateful for my parents, who made sure to impress on me that while sex has consequences, it's not evil.

8/14/2006 6:48:46 PM

niccomm

so if I masturbate, I should share it with someone, so I won't be selfish? Wow, you fundies are freakier than I thought.

8/14/2006 6:50:47 PM

Amish Trekkie

in masturbation u must b thinking bout som1 sexually ......

I think about Tifa from Final Fantasy VII, not technically a real \"someone\" in the world, but the way she shoves her boobies out after a battle... or... OH... sometimes the viewpoint gives you that ass shot... oh yeah... just thinking about it now... makes me... OH... OHHHH... FUCK... OHHHH!!!

LOL. JEOMK.

8/14/2006 7:39:59 PM

Scott

Please get a lobotomy.

Actually, you've likely already had one of those, so please shoot yourself.

8/14/2006 8:30:55 PM

Mister Spak

t says in the bible that if u look at someone sexually cut out ur eyes, if u touch som1 sexually cut off ur hand.\"

And if you think logically cut your brain out. Which explains some of these posts.

8/14/2006 11:00:23 PM

CousinTed

>> if u touch som1 sexually cut off ur hand<<

What if you're a practioner of the ancient art of self-fellatio?

8/15/2006 12:52:06 AM

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