Today's Laugh 6-20-18:
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(Podium labelled "GASBAG Chamber of Commerce)
Hillary Clinton (presumably): "Those poor undocumented migrant kids. Nazi this. Nazi that. Blah blah."
Aside, to child labelled "America's Poor": "Get away, kid. You don't suit my politics."
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I'm disturbed. Somehow, I think Mick's art has been getting worse since the first time it got posted here. He didn't even bother filling in the rest of the kid at the bottom, and didn't bother writing proper dialog for Hillary.
I've seen more artistic merit in rage comics.
Obeyed the 'Word' of your 'God' in Matthew 19:21, Dick Willy? No? Still uploading crap like that with the computer you haven't sold?
Careful, Mikey-boy: your hypocrisy's showing.
Hey Mickey, Trump does not look like that.
Also, this is much more accurate.
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Funny thing is, conservatives give even less of a shit about America's poor than Hillary does.
Hilariously, this is the ONLY situation in which they'd bring up the "poor children" at all, because in any other context, the immediate next question would be "What the hell have YOU ever done for the poor children? You know, other than take their health care (CHIP program), schools (big push for charter schools that you have to be RICH to get into), and even LIVES (allowing any maniac with a gun to own one, leading to many, many school shootings)?"
To Republicans and indeed, most fundies, life begins at conception and ends at birth. Once you're born, you're on your own. But they're bringing up the "poor children" now because they're hoping to push "Democrats care more about migrant children than YOUR children" while they rob the future of everything to get rich now.
In short, fuck you and your sanctimonious Christian ass, Mick.
How many poor American kids have been removed from their parents for no reason, Mick? Generally it's because they had the bad luck to be born to an abusive parent. I wish it didn't have to happen, but we don't really get a chance to choose our parents,
I actually find 'someone who voted for Trump pretending to give a shit about the poor' almost personally insulting. Not in my capacity as a Socialist. Not in my capacity as a person who actually doesn't really like poverty. Just as a person who lives in reality. He is insulting people who care about politics enough to realise that there's a difference between left and right. And he's not even fucking trying to draw properly. I mean, we can't all be Hogarth or Vicky, or even Steve Bell, but he's not trying. He has that much contempt for his audience.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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