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why msut it be so difficult to get a gf, fml

FML

FML FUCK MY LIFE ITS TOO HARD

it likes playing ON IMPOSSIBLE MODEEEEEEEEEEEEE

incelkkk, r/Braincels  14 Comments [4/8/2018 9:34:37 AM]
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Is Braincels short for "this is your brain on incel?"

4/8/2018 10:36:29 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

it likes playing ON IMPOSSIBLE MODEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Indeed. It is you who decided to make your life way harder than it could be.

4/8/2018 11:49:21 AM

Anon-e-moose

I struck up a conversation with someone at a dealers table in a convention years ago. Been with that magnificent woman ever since.

iddqd. [/"DOOM"]

4/8/2018 1:04:15 PM

Keith

Yes, when government officials deliver undpoiled supermodels to your door, that's standard.
Anything requiring effort from you is the Impossible setting...


4/8/2018 6:48:11 PM

Skide

Translation: Please don`t make me put any effort into my life!

4/8/2018 10:20:57 PM

Bedhead

Oh please, if it were actually Impossible Mode, you'd either be on the streets or bloody dead right about now.

Girlfriends are a luxury when you have hell of a time trying to survive if you ask me.

4/8/2018 10:38:03 PM

Dizzy Dream

You think you've got it bad? I've just got my ESA form right when my mother is having cancer treatment. Britain's witch hunt against the disabled is on again.

4/9/2018 7:41:28 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

*hugs Dizzy Dream and her(?) mother*

4/9/2018 8:01:49 AM

practical god

Well there's your mistake right there. Life is not a videogame.

4/9/2018 8:07:42 AM

Citizen Justin

The Ku Klux Klan is rather male-dominated, although some chapters do have women members or women involved at some level.

Maybe he could try joining a social group, instead of a defiantly antisocial one?

4/9/2018 4:40:11 PM

Kat S.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the player choose how difficult they want to play a game before it starts?

We keep repeating the same reasons why you can't get a girlfriend because you keep making the same mistakes. One mistake is assuming some conventionally attractive virgin is supposed to come into your life and basically have no personality, but like and go along with anything you like, and be your faithful partner no matter how much of a lazy s***head you are.

@2146100 - r/Braincels is basically r/incels 2.0 with more moderation since the original subreddit was banned for violating reddit's terms of use policy.

4/9/2018 7:19:33 PM

Zinnia

@Kat S.: Some people have discussed racism, sexism, classicism, and various other -isms using the metaphor where life were a video game where the difficulty level is random and you can't change it. That's probably what this is a misunderstanding of.

4/9/2018 8:43:25 PM

ScrappyB

Now I realize why they call the group Braincels. It's where they go to die.

4/10/2018 4:34:08 AM

Doubting Thomas

Maybe put down the video game controller and go out and do something to meet women? Like go get a hobby or something. Go volunteer somewhere. Clean yourself up, lose a few pounds, shower regularly and use deodorant.

4/10/2018 6:41:46 AM

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