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This all happened a few years back, allow me to share.

Be me.

2010, was around 17.

Get summer job working at a tard camp which I later began to refer to as "The chromosome plantation".

For context. There were supposed to be groups of 15 tards (ages 6-13, some looked 21 though) with 2 wrangl- I mean counselors a piece. My partner went MIA day one so I was in a group of 30 with 2 other counselors, one was a 8/10 grill and the other was a pretty big black guy, we'll call them Dindu and qt3.14

Don't be Brainiac, one of the most evil tards I have ever seen. To this day I think he was an evil genius in disguise. He was short and had a clean buzz cut, probably around 12 years old but I am unfamiliar with Potato physiology so don't quote me on that.

Dindu wore a camo hunting vest with lots of pockets. This is important.

Lunch and potato debriefing as to camp rules was uneventful.

The tards learnt that counselors kept candies on them (lifesavers) to hand out to the tards.

Bring my XL serving of mashed potatoes over to a soccer field for the first event.

Brainiac started yelling that one of the kids was "huueghrting mhe". Note that he was in the middle of the group.

We couldn't actually confirm or deny this statement on sight because they were huddled together like penguins for heat.

Send Dindu in on a peace keeping mission.

He sets off to part the red sea.

As soon as he gets to the center of the crowd Braniac gives of the single most evil grin I have ever seen.

"Hhe hath candeh in hith pawckets"

theendtimes.mp4

The tards starts climbing him and patting him for candies.

It looked like Shadows of the Colossus the MMO.

MFW I remember qt3.14 kept all of the candies for our group in her purse.

Some started hurting him in frustration that they found no candy.

Biting, kicking, clawing.

It took us 10 minutes to liberate Dindu.

MFW he had to get 13 stitches.

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