Adrian Garza #conspiracy wired.com

[in response to a news story about a DDoS attack against the website GitHub.com]

Wednesday morning - Feb 28:

-Akamai: We are ready to deploy the the largest DDoS packets as planned and after testing several times, you should be OK with the infrastructure you have. No impact expected. Then you can report it to the media.

-GitHub: Awesome. So I will receive support from you guys for a year at no charge if we report this to the media and mention you guys and let them know is the largest DDoS attack ever.! You guys will get excellent exposure for your services! Win/Win!

-Akamai: Correct. You will get some of that too, after proving that you are prepared, you will increase your value.

- GitHub: OK! Let's plan it at 12:15pm ET.

-Akamai: Sounds like a plan!

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