5:37
[Poorly imitating an Arabic accent]
"Oh no! Here we have a woman without her shawl on! Time for a stoning! Today, on al-Qaeda Cops!"
6:26
"Jeez, I swear to God, you Jews, you Mexicans, you Asians, you're so demanding."
8:01
[Poorly imitating an Asian accent]
"In China they say chicky chang wang Charlie chang chicky chaka chukka cha."
[Normal voice]
"Shut the fuck up. I don't care what they say in China. Hahaha!"
[Imitating accent again]
"In China dey say cat very delicious! Hahahaha!"
12:10
[Poorly imitating a German accent]
"Zis is what happens when you let ze Jews do whatever they want. Hahaha! You let the Jews overrun space and now look at zis! Their greed has had the artifact turn everyone into necromorphs. So now I, the last remaining Nazi, must exterminate them.
20:20
"You know when he's black there's gonna be trouble."
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