(M. Bison)
Normies are NPC incels are players
(hehe xd)
cucks are minions chads are bosses and femoids are the reward
(M. Bison)
Femoids are loot
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THERE WE GO! Your entire sociopathic insanity explained. Not that we didn`t accuse you all of treating others as some npc characters in a video game before, it`s just nice to have it confirmed from you.
Fuck it though, vidya ain`t your best analogy here, in fact the humble tabletop game would suffice: You, my dear assholes are precisely the player who refuses to liten to their GM on anything, won`t lift a finger if the GM doesn`t literally put a dragon up his ass and also gets terribly upset that his "op" combo of a character he invented and never tested isn`t the hercules he imagined it to be and instead just plainly sucks balls in everything and of course said player just sits and blames everyone around for his own faults.
Well, as if we didn't have enough evidence that incels are such sociopaths they consider everybody else as not even living beings. To them, we're either just mindless drones, or objects to be done with as they please. Or both.
Seriously, I'd be much happier if all incels in the world would just be fired into the sun. They're some of the absolute worst our species has to offer.
@Skide
Yeah, incels seem like the "people" who are so into "video game cruelty" that they don't even recognize that there is such a thing as "video game caring". I mean, I know NPC's aren't real people, but I still can't bring myself to play as an evil character if the game gives me a choice. Hell, I can't even play as a Renegade Shep in ME, despite them being more jerk than evil.
So wait, the Incels were Laughing Coffin from SAO the whole time?
This...kind of explains their murder fetish.
Are you saying that ordinary people are pawns, robots?
Only whiny, self-centered, entitled-feeling little runts are real people?
"Cucks" get all the sex, cuddling and comfort that you lack.
"Chads" are imaginary.
Women are human beings, not things.
The fact that you see women as things is probably the main reason why you're not getting any, nincompoop.
You not getting any, you whiny bitch, and "cucks" getting it all forces you to invent a reason to look down on them.
Your imagination and lousy personalities makes the rest of us loathe you.
Let me make sure I have this right. "Incels" are the "players"? The small but vocal group of self pitying whiners who spend every waking moment crying about their imagined ugliness & chronic inability to get dates...are the "players" in the game of life? The "normies", who have friends, dates & families & whom these losers have yet to defeat, are the "minions", to say nothing of the "Chad" bosses, whom they will never defeat, because they won't even make it that far. Women are nothing but the equivalent of Mario coins or boxes of handgun ammo, to be acquired & spent. When you boil life down to a video game parallel, you're not only miserable, you're also jaw droppingly stupid. It takes a mind numbingly simple outlook on life to reduce the entirety of existence to a video game.
I almost want to start playing HALO, just so I can frag these dickless little brats.
>M. Bison
Ever wonder why I play as Morrigan Aensland or Felicia in "Darkstalkers": and as Chun-Li in "Streetfighter II"? PROTIP: "Marvel vs. Capcom".
Maybe because these characters have the best combos ...?!
I've kicked your arse plenty of times whenever I've fired up MAME.
Also, 'Glory Kills', Quad Damage, Plasma Rifle, Rocket Launcher, Gauss Cannon & BFG-9000 in "DOOM IV".
Must piss you off that the only woman in that is Dr. Olivia Pierce: and only when she's been transformed into the utterly genderless Spider Mastermind in the final stage of that id Software game.
...although you'll like their next id Tech 6-based offering: "Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus". Pity it's a Nazi eh, Alt-Shitists...?!
There's another woman in the latter game: she's African-American. And the leader of the anti -Nazi resistance in that 'What If'-based scenario set in the early 1960s. >:D
@Timjer
Eh, I played pretty renegade Shep though I did it more like a mix of both options, trying to create a character who`s gonna go to any possible lengh for his government but in the end still is kind of a good guy.
But honestly I totally get the concept, it`s precisely why in warframe I pet my kubrow between missions even though there`s no in-game reason to if all went well on said mission, I also keep her outta the harm`s way and let her rest most of the time aboard my ship, only taking her to stuff which counts. Yes, I have a thing for excessive caring for video game pets and that`s the way I likes it.
“Incels are players.”
...heh...hehehe...BAHAHAHAHA!
I’m betting he doesn’t even see the irony of that statement.
Regardless, I categorize incels as the TVTropes definition of scrub players: they invent their own rules for life, and anyone who does’t follow them is cheating, cheap, or using game-breaking tactics.
And like with those types of players, I just kinda ignore it and go on to win. In this case, winning for me is having a normal, well adjusted life
Women are the loot?
Who writes a game, though, where the NPC's get the treasure?
Who PLAYS a game where the NPC's haul off ALL the treasure?
What do you 'players' get experience points for? Losing? Anger? Mockery?
Masturbating....?
@The Crimson Ghost
It's Wesker, Dante & Shuma Gorath all the way
Also, Cereza/Bayonetta.
Capcom & Sega, we need a team-up game with a Ebony & Ivory-wielding half-demon, and a 'Scarborough Fair'-slingin' amnesiac bespectacled witch with prehensile hair (that is also her clothing!) & .50 cal. heels: and we want it yesterday !
...just their combined snark alone would be lethal; Doug Piranha himself would be proud.
Normies are NPC incels are players
Funny, you all act like it's the complete opposite. We "normies" are the ones who actually live lives, interacting with one another in meaningful ways, doing anything different each day - then there's you assholes who act like automatons, do exactly the same things, talk to exactly the same people, and say exactly the same things.
I've been playing Final Fantasy XIV lately. If FSTDT were a server for that game, we'd be the wide variety of player characters and you'd be the mindless horde of identical beastkin NPCs trying to summon some primal or another and never making progress. And even if the story ever said you suddenly succeeded, we'd just kill it effortlessly.
Or, hell, I also picked up the original Far Cry the other day. We're the guys in body armor over Hawaiian shirts actually accomplishing anything noteworthy. You guys are the generic NPC mercs before the player alerts them that hold a predetermined conversation with each other, take two steps away afterwards, then walk right back and have the fucking exact same conversation again.
Confused?
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