Tony Demarcus, Ph.D., D.D. #fundie disqus.com

A Godly preacher boy!

My utmost esteemed, glorious, and illustrious fellow Christians:

Most of us engage in open air preaching in the same vein as our Jesus had done in His utmost glorious ministry. But how many are able to get their preaching right like this young preacher boys on the streets of Philadelphia?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PQKettVxvY

[Youtube video of a child, around 10 y.o., "street preaching" and cursing at people at a Harry Potter festival.]

Now here's a question for the true Christians here: what is wrong with this picture? I'll give you just a hint: 1 Timothy 2:12! Makes you wonder what the heck happened to the elder as to not instruct the woman relative to her place in the Godly scheme of things. Nevertheless, I trust that any real Christian will take to heart the modus operandi employed by these most distinguished preachers from Philadelphia, and especially that of the preacher boy rebuking the satanists (Matthew 12:30) as any true Christian should!

The Bible commands us to minister to the heathens, so do not forget to not only support some of the mostest street preachers out there, like the acclaimed Brother Wally Langford or the most eminent Brother Ruben Israel, but also go out there and do your part! And do not skip bringing the young preachers with you when you go to various heathen locales, like the comic book festivals, Papist churches, sodomite parades, Mooslim events, and other satanic gatherings. It is our absolute duty to Jesus to train our children to be young warriors for Christ, to spread His Gospel, in His Name, just as so many others done before us. Acts 17:17.

In the name of our Savior,
Brother T

Addendum:
Relative to those that say he's too harsh on the satanist, let's not forget the manner in which our beloved Jesus conversed with the reprobate. John 8:44

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