Dude, Not Funny! Award

Andrew Anglin #fundie dailystormer.name

[From "Happy Holocaust Day!"]

Today is the official day when we all sit down and thank Uncle Adolf Hitler for gassing 6 gorillion evil Christ-killing kikes in fake shower room gas chambers and in other hilarious ways.

Although every Jew death was hilarious, there are some that I like to remember in a special way.

Chambers with electric floors
Steam chambers
Diesel fume chambers
Pedal-powered skull-smashing machines
Forcing Jews to climb a tree and then chopping the tree down
The rollercoaster of doom

There are many, many other fun tales of absolutely hysterical ways that our favorite uncle dreamed up to kill these filthy rats.

So take a minute today, on this day of commemoration, to remember just how funny this shit was.

In just six short years of war, Hitler gave us laughs for a thousand years.

Because the Winston Smith blog and Carlos Porter’s blog are down and out, apparently, I am going to this year work on collecting these fun and TOTALLY LEGITIMATE claims from the Nuremberg Trials on a page here on the Daily Stormer.

Because we must never forget the lulz.

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