Marina Orwell #fundie orwellsdaughter.wordpress.com

Are you a Democrat or Republican?
Anyone over the age of 25 who labels themselves w/meaningless terms like "democrat," "republican," "liberal," "con-servative," etc. are clearly watching too much Culpritic media, aren't very bright, or both.

All sides are run by the same people -- they run nearly everything worldwide. What you want doesn't matter. This has been true for many, many decades. Are you really too stupid to recognize these facts?

Your fucktarded football-team mentality is what your brain looks like after its been thoroughly pickled in talmudipoop. Once you get yer brain out of the ole Culpritic brine for a while, you may start to be able to think straight again.

I imbibe the Culpritic media & I’m not brainwashed.
You are worse than brainwashed. You are addicted to yidcum, but you'll keep swearing that you're not.

You're the type of insufferable fucktard who "believes" that smoking doesn't cause lung cancer -- because you're too weak to quit.

Chide yourself if you do any of the following:
- talk on your cell phone in public places
- text, or use textglish (U no wha I meen)
- tweet hipster yidcum
- use sheepbook
- watch more than 1 hr. per month of
Heebtoob, including (& especially)
Joolywood movies
- have been married more than once

Kill yourself if you do any of the following:
- are a shyster or business criminal
- watch more than 10 hr. per month of
Heebtoob, including (& especially)
Joolywood movies
- beat off to pornography
- are a racemixing "white" nationalist
(because of your flagrant hypocrisy,
not because of your intractable pecker)
- have been married more than twice
- are waiting for Sheeny in the Sky to
come back to further instruct you
on how to be a worthless pussy

What are “business criminals?”
Most people think of Wall St. & other wemiddlemanthegoyim types, but in reality, "business criminal" is by far the most pervasive "occupational" sector in Amerika.

Just about everyone who works for corporations are business criminals.

Most people who work for the government are business criminals (especially those who misrepresent themselves w/titles they didn't earn, like many grossly-undereducated educrats do). Nearly 100% of "your" reps are not only business criminals, they're shysters as well.

Many "self-employed" are business criminals (i.e. real estate agents, sales reps, building inspectors, etc.). Anyone describing their "work" using the words "marketing" "advertising" "sales" or "therapist" is a business criminal (the latter isn't a protected term, so any Shite-fer-Brains can use it.) This excludes anyone who doesn't charge you for services (e.g. I'm a "reality therapist.")

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