Tony Demarcus, Ph.D., D.D. #fundie disqus.com

Relative to the connection between Cathlics and Mooslims, both of which are satanists (Matthew 12:30), the Christian must remember the origin of Moohamadanism. In a nutshell, as was presented by the esteemed and illustrious Pastor Alberto Rivera, and many others, the Cathlics wanted to take control over the Holy Land, the Byzantium, and the Middle East. So they financed an already wealthy Cathlic woman (sister of Eve!) named either Kadija or Hadija, to establish an army in Arabia and take over.

Being a woman, Hadija couldn't do much, so she seduced a young camel trader named Moohamad and convinced him to use his salesmanship talent to pitch some religious ideas to the Arab and the Jew of Arabia. Moohamad was quite a bafoon and it took him some ten years to convince a few diaperheads that he was talking to an angel by the name of Gerbil and that he was a prophet of some god named Allah. By and large both the Arab and the Jew laughted at him and chased him out of town with his jabberwocky that he spewed in the name of Satan, but with the Cathlic money he managed to assemble a band of robbers and started taking over by force.

All the rest is history, including that once he got some real power, he no longer cared for the Papacy, and in fact had designs on taking over the Vatican. Being greedier than the Cathlics of the incandescent light bulb conspiracy, Moohamad spend the rest of his life plundering and raping in the name of satan. You'd think the Papists would learn a thing or two relative to being tricked by the devil himself, but they aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, are they?

Even to this day we can see some remnant of Papism in Moohamadanism, whereby they beileve that Cathlic false church is "the Church" and they "honor" Mary much like the Dorito-chip-Mary-worshipping Papist.

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