Quote# 134733

(You might believe that this is just some unoriginal troll doing a version of this copypasta, but no. This person was actually trying to be threatening in an argument and sees herself as a goddess of disease.)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the spread of disease, I’ve been involved in every historical plague, and I have billions of kills. I am trained in biological warfare and I’m the one with the title of Disease Goddess. You are nothing to me but just another victim. I will wipe you the fuck out with symptoms the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am sorting through my array of pathogens and your DNA is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. My plagues can be anywhere, anytime, and they can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with the half of all the possible symptoms these diseases can induce. Not only am I extensively trained with creating plagues, but I have access to the entire biological arsenal of every country that has one and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit pathogens all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


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The Angry Dybbuk

You sure this isn't just the copypasta? It reads the same. I can't imagine anyone trying to use it without irony at this point.

12/1/2017 12:05:22 PM

pyro

I don't think anybody ever really meant this copypasta. The "gorilla warfare" thing is too much.

12/1/2017 12:07:14 PM

Lucilius

Goddess of brain rot, maybe.

12/1/2017 12:08:54 PM



So....You're Nurgle then?

12/1/2017 12:25:03 PM

Stronius

Nah. Nurgle is far too friendly, jovial and paternal to be this toxic.

12/1/2017 12:39:01 PM

Skide

Kay, whatever you say, fecesface.

12/1/2017 1:44:32 PM

SpukiKitty

Ah! The old "Raging Macho Navy SEAL" Copypasta....Altered a bit and used as an "original" threat. How droll.

12/1/2017 2:11:23 PM

checkmate

I’m the one with the title of Disease Goddess.


Yes, perhaps, but I'm the one with the title of Cure God. I follow you around telepathically. Everywhere you cause a plague, I immediately toss in a cure, a cure much stronger than your plague. So there! I laugh at your pathetic pathogens. ;-)

12/1/2017 2:11:37 PM

KingOfRhye

So, she's Morgion?

(DragonLance reference, btw)

12/1/2017 2:24:10 PM



I have not heard of Morgion, but my reference was off. What is Morigon like? NE? LE?

12/1/2017 2:26:42 PM

KingOfRhye

@2118600

NE. "the god of decay in all its forms, including such things as plague and pestilence, rust, and madness. He wishes to see all things wither away into decadence, and for mortals to suffer as much as possible prior to going on to the next stage of their soul's journey." Sounds like a lovely guy.

12/1/2017 3:21:22 PM



@KingOfRhye
Your reference has won the day but he sounds like he could be a cool antagonist in a campaign

12/1/2017 3:25:05 PM

Gabriel LaVedier

His blighted majesty Peryite, Lord of pestilence, tasks and order scoffs at your feeble claims and would wither you away for his glory.

Or for a different video game reference: Keep talking shit, diarrhea mouth, He Who Will Set Us Free does not take kindly to your using his name in vain. His holy, tainted ink will wash over you when you least expect it and The Dancing Demon will make you pay for everything you've done.

12/1/2017 6:21:44 PM

Phil O'macedon

Say hi to Slaanesh for me.

12/1/2017 6:31:12 PM

Anon-e-moose





You are hearing the above in Tabitha St. Germain's & Tara Strong's voices...

...maneually. /)^3^(\

12/1/2017 6:41:29 PM

Pink Jackboots

> I’m the one with the title of Disease Goddess.



12/1/2017 6:56:51 PM

Mortarion

...amateur.

I need say little to demonstrate more learning in toxins than this fool.

12/1/2017 7:03:32 PM

SpukiKitty

GORILLA WARFARE!
It was an adorably fuzzy conflict....


....Well; That's my two-bananas.

Ironic, since Gorillas are the peaceful "Gentle Giants" of the Ape bunch.

12/2/2017 9:24:41 AM

Pink Jackboots

@Spukikitty

And also


12/2/2017 5:02:47 PM

SpukiKitty

@Pink Jackboots
YAAAAS!
Also; Gorilla fur is soft and plushy!
Gorillas are neat.

12/3/2017 7:47:20 AM

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