JohnnieWalker #racist niggermania.net

Don't know if this would be classified as an actual coontact but it was pretty funny.

I have a couple extra large quilts that I cannot wash in my machine. They are just too big. So I have to go to the laundromat and use a large washer and dryer to deal with them. Usually niggers aren't a problem if you get there early enough in the morning as what nigger is even awake before noon. Well, I guess at least one nigger was as this sheeboon showed up right after I arrived. And it had at least 10 garbage bags full of what I assume was its laundry.

I watched with amazement as it proceeded to stuff the largest laundry machine as full as possible with its laundry (it was a tight fit and she really had to pack it in), dump half a bottle of laundry detergent into the detergnt dispenser and half a bottle of fabric softener into the softener dispenser, chimp out about the cost (it was a $12.00 per load machine) to the attendant on duty, finally pay the amount in quarters and off the machine went. When the nigger's machine was done it then proceeded to unload the machine and stuff her clothes into the largest dryer available. Once again, it was a tight fit but she got most of it in the dyer.

Well, the funny thing is that she then put 15 minutes worth of quarters in to dry its clothes. Yes. you read that right. She only ran the dryer for 15 minutes. The dryer ran for the 15 minutes and stopped whereupon the nigger stuffed all the clothes back into the garbage bags, hauled it out to her hooptie and left. I was just shaking my head as those clothes couldn't have been either properly cleaned nor dried and wondered why the nigger had even shown up to the laundromat in the first place. A while later my properly washed and dried quilts were done and folded and I left.

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