Lord_Suburbia #racist niggermania.net

Just wanted to share some quick and dirty stories from my work experience with howler monkeys.

Steel Processing plant:

I worked at a steel finishing plant in my early 20's that was down the road from the probation office and the owner LOVED to hire apes on probation because he could pay them pennies (minimum wage) and if they didn't show up he contacted their PO and had them sent back to jail. You would think that would give them incentive to work hard and show up, right? Nope. One guy brought a fucking pillow in for night shift and spent half his shift eating food several different women would bring him during the shift. He didn't even wear work boots. He got fired out almost immediately (as soon as I got to talk with the plant manager).

The next guy was so stupid that he couldn't pass the 90 day probation period to run a turret lathe. He was given TWO 30 day extensions making his probation 150 days!!! We had to fire him and on the way out he threatened to kill all of us "white motherfuckers". He was so dangerously bad that by the end of his employment we made him sweep the floor because we were scared he would harm himself or another person running a machine. The previous foreman on the shift was a nigger and got cuffed and hauled out mid-shift for drugs and conspiracy to commit murder. He only did 2 years and paroled out and guess who came right back? He was rehired as a laborer and soon promoted back to supervisor!!!! That was when I quit.

Chemical plant:

We didn't have as many niggers at the chemical plants but they were union niggers (the worst kind). I have never seen anyone so lazy. They would sit on their ass and sleep or talk on the phone while others did their jobs and could not be fired without bringing grievances against the company so they were mostly left alone. In my 12+ years in the chem industry I NEVER saw one earn their pay or get fired for NOT earning their pay. They would also talk shit about the whites and considered their lazyness some kind of revolt against the "white man". They were getting paid about $25+ an hour to sleep.

Security work:

For a year or so I was a security supervisor at a car lot and a warehouse. My lord, the stories.... All our monkeys eventually got fired for sleeping on the job/ general stupidity, but it was a bottom of the barrel company so they would just hire more of the same. They all stunk like cocoa butter or B.O. (whats with that?) and all had a sob story for EVERYTHING. I spent my day kicking them off their phones and reminding them to get busy. Look away for a minute and they were idle and or would hide so they could sleep or talk on the phone. They always tried to bum money from the white guards (I had to intervene and put an end to that) They would never have transportation to work and didn't have the decency to call when not coming in. I think most of them honestly expected to be paid just to sit there.

Twice a week we had a dealer only car auction. One was for ghetto used-car dealers (shit cars) and the other was for upscale (new car/ gently used) dealers. The nigger guards were not allowed to work the upscale auction due to customer complaints. The upscale auction was a piece of cake- all you had to do was stand and be awake. All the buyers were white and professional/ courteous. They boo's couldn't even manage to stay awake for that.

The GHETTO auction was something else man.... niggers and middle easterners fighting over cars. Yes fighting. We had to have so many guards there it might as well have been a jail house. Generally the middle easterners were complainers about everything and didn't follow instructions but were not violent about anything- they hated the niggers too. The niggers tried to claim certain cars as "turf" and run off other buyers. They would bid with no money (duh!) and after being banned would try to sneak back in. Every one we had to kick out for not following the rules or picking fights screamed racism. Every damn one. They would also try to cozy up to the guards for favors. Not going to happen.

The car lot also sold lot space to an impound for REPOS for a ghetto financing company called Santander. All Santander does is make loans to niggers that they cant possibly pay and then take back the cars. Rinse and repeat. They tacked on a ton of fees to redeem the cars and made a ton of money until they eventually resold the car and told the spook to fuck off. You would see an endless parade of jobless niggers coming to get their Camaros, older BMW's, Escalades etc... some came every damn month and usually with an older relative (grandparent, mom) to pay their fees for them. They were always rude as fuck and expected the guard staff to serve them!!!! Yea they expected service, like they were car shopping! I would straight up tell them they were there for non-payment of their loan and we didn't work for them.

Wanna see a chimp-out? Tell a nigger you don't give a fuck about serving them. They would all call management who would tell them the security staff did not work for Santander and were under no obligation to help them out or serve them in any way. lol. Every one would get in their car and claim we scratched it and demand money, which they would not get. They would all chimp out over the fees and hold up the line. We had to call the cops on a few a week who thought they would try to intimidate us into releasing their car. One momma ape took a swing at me one day and had to be cuffed and removed when I told her I didn't work for her or her daughter and she was there because she didn't pay her bill and was NOT a customer. They waited in the lot for me to get off shift with the intention of (?) but didn't feel so bold when one pointed out the security issue .38 on my hip.

These were fun- I'll have to rack my brain and remember some more and repost sometime.

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