Lady Checkmate's headline: "Florida church warns at every door 'we are heavily armed'"
(as always, she cuts and pastes a Fox News story: It's here: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/19/florida-church-warns-at-every-door-are-heavily-armed.html )
Good!
If cowardly, alt-left, atheists w/ties to ANTIFA want to kill soft targets, they'll find they picked the wrong victims if they choose bible-believing Christians.
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So much for her "christian tolerance"... "You want to give a differing opinion? EAT LEAD, ALT-LEFTISTS!!!!"
...And just because I feel like referencing and ending on a joke...
*bang bang* "...Evidently, they eat lead."
So much for your professed faith in your all-powerful god and his mysterious but unalterable plan.
Thanks for admitting, though inadvertently, that you're a lying hypocrite.
'we are heavily armed'
...and retarded enough to shoot themselves .
Besides, outside that warm, fluffy belie fs security blankie called a 'Church' is teh nasty ebil Reality : where we Atheists don't need pathetic penis substitute 'guns' to kill you: we can do far worse. With our minds .
Our superior brains can touch you where you don't like it: your FAIL... er, I mean 'Faith'. And you won't like it. Not one little bit. So you'd better hug that penis extension ever tighter: because so many brains want to give you the Bad Touch of impossible to refute proven scientific Facts .
Here's a little fact for you: that computer you're using? Via the developments of the gay Atheist Alan Turing. Therefore with every second you're using the product of gay, Atheistic thinking we're touching you in all the bad places: your FAIL... er, I mean 'Faith', your precious 'Belie fs' etc. See? We're doing harm to you: by we doing nothing ; not even with a 'weapon' such as your precious penis extensions: just with our minds .
You cannot un read what has just been shown on what came to be via the developments of a gay Atheist. You cannot un think that fact.
Checkmate, Lady.
Only in America. Guess it's another case of "Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition".
@Moose
That sounds like superior weaponry, there.
If cowardly, alt-left, atheists w/ties to ANTIFA want to kill soft targets, they'll find they picked the wrong victims if they choose bible-believing Christians.
Actually, those "Bible-believing Christians" will end up just as dead as anyone else, armed or not. The element of surprise is a huge advantage.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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