Murica1488 #racist niggermania.net

I took the family to Christmas tree shops this weekend. My son threw a fit and passed out on me so I walked him around the store. I was in the food aisle when, of course, the only two niggers in the store come moseying down. So I kept to myself and watched them ook and eek over the jars of coconut oil. They had plastic and vaccum sealed lids. She boon 1 wanted to see the smell and sheet so it ripped off the plastic, popper the lid and smelt the oil.

Both sheboon thought it smelled funky. She boon 2 rips open another jar to see. A human woman employee comes down and the sheboons start ooking to her that dis don’t smell right, not likes da one I puts on at home. The employee looked at the ruined merchandise, probably feared for her life, and directed the she boons to the beauty aisle where there is coconut oil for bodily use.

Apparently these two scholars had no idea coconut oil had viable culinary uses as well as making nigger skin shiny. The human picked up the plastic and the two open bottles and walked away. We made eye contact and she had the “fucking TNB, disgusting niggers” look. A look we all know and love...

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